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: #Laughs Did any of you other married guys out there ever wonder whether it's better to have loved and lost, than to have loved and won ?

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: #Laughs Why did the chicken cross the "net" ? It wanted to get to the other site !

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: #Laughs Why are farmers cruel? Because they pull corn by the ears.

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: #Laughs Q: Did you hear about the two poofters who went to London?A: They were REALLY pissed off when they found out Big Ben was a clock.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the idiot who filled out an employment application? In the blank labeled "Church Preference" he filled in: Red brick.

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: #Laughs A squad car driver was covering a quiet beat out in the sticks when he was amazed to find a former lieutenant on the police force covering the beat. He stopped the car and asked, "Why, Irish Mike, this wouldn't be your new beat ou

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: #Laughs What bit of fish doesn't make sense ? The piece of cod that passeth all understanding !

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: #Laughs How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but 200 applied for the job.

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: #Laughs An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple who had been sleeping in the bedroom.As soon as he had a chance, the husband turned to his voluptuous young wife, bound up on the bed in a skimpy nightgown, and whispered, "Honey, th

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: #Laughs Why didn't Helen Keller ever change her baby?She could find it!

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: #Laughs What do you do with a green monster? Put it in the sun until it ripens!

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: #Laughs |A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter.

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: #Laughs Two rednecks decided that they weren't going anywhere in life and thought they should go to college to get ahead.

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: #Laughs Little old Mr.

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: #Laughs 'Why are you crying, Ted ?' asked his mum. 'Because my new sneakers hurt.' 'That's because you have put them on the wrong feet.' 'But they are the only feet I have.'

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: #Laughs |It is often cited that there are half as many divorces as marriages in the US, so one concludes that average marriages have a 50% chance of ending by divorce.

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: #Laughs Which astronaut wears the biggest helmet? The one with the biggest head.

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: #Laughs What did one tooth say to the other? Get your cap on, the dentist is taking us out tonight.

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: #Laughs The other day I went to the local religious book store, where I saw a HONK IF YOU LOVE JESUS bumper sticker.

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: #Laughs Father: What did you learn in school today ? Son: That three and three are seven. Father: Three and three are six ! Son: I guess I didn't learn anything today then !

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: #Laughs Did any of you other married guys out there ever wonder whether it's better to have loved and lost, than to have loved and won ?

: #Laughs Why did the chicken cross the "net" ? It wanted to get to the other site !

: #Laughs Why are farmers cruel? Because they pull corn by the ears.

: #Laughs Q: Did you hear about the two poofters who went to London?A: They were REALLY pissed off when they found out Big Ben was a clock.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the idiot who filled out an employment application? In the blank labeled "Church Preference" he filled in: Red brick.

: #Laughs A squad car driver was covering a quiet beat out in the sticks when he was amazed to find a former lieutenant on the police force covering the beat. He stopped the car and asked, "Why, Irish Mike, this wouldn't be your new beat ou

: #Laughs What bit of fish doesn't make sense ? The piece of cod that passeth all understanding !

: #Laughs How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but 200 applied for the job.

: #Laughs An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple who had been sleeping in the bedroom.As soon as he had a chance, the husband turned to his voluptuous young wife, bound up on the bed in a skimpy nightgown, and whispered, "Honey, th

: #Laughs Why didn't Helen Keller ever change her baby?She could find it!

: #Laughs What do you do with a green monster? Put it in the sun until it ripens!

: #Laughs |A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter.

: #Laughs Two rednecks decided that they weren't going anywhere in life and thought they should go to college to get ahead.

: #Laughs Little old Mr.

: #Laughs 'Why are you crying, Ted ?' asked his mum. 'Because my new sneakers hurt.' 'That's because you have put them on the wrong feet.' 'But they are the only feet I have.'

: #Laughs |It is often cited that there are half as many divorces as marriages in the US, so one concludes that average marriages have a 50% chance of ending by divorce.

: #Laughs Which astronaut wears the biggest helmet? The one with the biggest head.

: #Laughs What did one tooth say to the other? Get your cap on, the dentist is taking us out tonight.

: #Laughs The other day I went to the local religious book store, where I saw a HONK IF YOU LOVE JESUS bumper sticker.

: #Laughs Father: What did you learn in school today ? Son: That three and three are seven. Father: Three and three are six ! Son: I guess I didn't learn anything today then !

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