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: #Laughs What can a whole apple do that half an apple can't do? It can look round.

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: #Laughs The nervous young bride became irritated by her husband's lusty advances on their wedding night and reprimanded him severely."I demand proper manners in bed," she declared, "just as I do at the dinner table!"Amused by his wife's formality, the gro

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: #Laughs Your momma is so fat, she was swimming in the ocean and all the whales started singing, "we are family".

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: #Laughs |Which fly makes films?Stephen Speilbug!

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: #Laughs A Cynics Guide to Life:The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.I believe for every drop of rain that falls, a flower grows.

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: #Laughs A man goes into the optician and asks for his eyes to be tested because he suspected short sightedness.

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: #Laughs Q: What would you call an Arab who owns a harem of cows? A: A milk sheik!

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: #Laughs Little Tommy is at the zoo on a school visit and he spots a deer.

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: #Laughs This customer comes into the computer store.

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: #Laughs How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ? Take them out their wheelchair.

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: #Laughs Q: Two musicians are walking down the street, and one says to the other, "Who was that piccolo I saw you with last night?" A: The other replies, "That was no piccolo, that was my fife."

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: #Laughs Q....OK, there's a smart blonde, a brunette, and Santa Claus on top of the Empire State Building.

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: #Laughs God created the mule, and told him, 'you will be Mule, workingconstantly from dusk to dawn, carrying heavy loads on your back.

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: #Laughs Two Irishmen were walking down the street with two salmon each under their arms.

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: #Laughs She's so stupid she thinks a shoplifter is a very strong person who goes round picking up shops.

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: #Laughs A Polak is looking to buy a saw to cut down some trees in his back yard.

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: #Laughs It was Christmas eve, and Santa was really busy making his list and checking it twice, when there came a knock at the door.

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: #Laughs What's the similarity between Bill Clinton and a carpenter?One screw in the wrong place and the whole cabinet falls apart.

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: #Laughs I used to not get on with my mother-in-law, but over the last few months I've developed quite an attachment for her.It goes over her head and a strap comes down under her chin to keep her mouth shut!

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: #Laughs What dance do hippies hate? A square dance.

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: #Laughs What can a whole apple do that half an apple can't do? It can look round.

: #Laughs The nervous young bride became irritated by her husband's lusty advances on their wedding night and reprimanded him severely."I demand proper manners in bed," she declared, "just as I do at the dinner table!"Amused by his wife's formality, the gro

: #Laughs Your momma is so fat, she was swimming in the ocean and all the whales started singing, "we are family".

: #Laughs |Which fly makes films?Stephen Speilbug!

: #Laughs A Cynics Guide to Life:The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.I believe for every drop of rain that falls, a flower grows.

: #Laughs A man goes into the optician and asks for his eyes to be tested because he suspected short sightedness.

: #Laughs Q: What would you call an Arab who owns a harem of cows? A: A milk sheik!

: #Laughs Little Tommy is at the zoo on a school visit and he spots a deer.

: #Laughs This customer comes into the computer store.

: #Laughs How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ? Take them out their wheelchair.

: #Laughs Q: Two musicians are walking down the street, and one says to the other, "Who was that piccolo I saw you with last night?" A: The other replies, "That was no piccolo, that was my fife."

: #Laughs Q....OK, there's a smart blonde, a brunette, and Santa Claus on top of the Empire State Building.

: #Laughs God created the mule, and told him, 'you will be Mule, workingconstantly from dusk to dawn, carrying heavy loads on your back.

: #Laughs Two Irishmen were walking down the street with two salmon each under their arms.

: #Laughs She's so stupid she thinks a shoplifter is a very strong person who goes round picking up shops.

: #Laughs A Polak is looking to buy a saw to cut down some trees in his back yard.

: #Laughs It was Christmas eve, and Santa was really busy making his list and checking it twice, when there came a knock at the door.

: #Laughs What's the similarity between Bill Clinton and a carpenter?One screw in the wrong place and the whole cabinet falls apart.

: #Laughs I used to not get on with my mother-in-law, but over the last few months I've developed quite an attachment for her.It goes over her head and a strap comes down under her chin to keep her mouth shut!

: #Laughs What dance do hippies hate? A square dance.

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