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: #Laughs My girlfriend and I were in a restaurant and this strikingly attractive woman in a short black dress walked by.My eyes couldn't help but follow her as she passed by our table.The girlfriend glared at me and snapped, "So, do you want to date her??"

: #Laughs A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed:"Come and bury my wife.""But I buried your wife ten years ago," replied the undertaker."I got married again," the man sobbed."Oh," said the undertaker.

: #Laughs Storming into his lawyer's office, a Texas oil magnate demanded that divorce proceedings begin at once against his young bride."What's the problem?""I want to hit that adulterin' bitch for breach of contract," snapped the oil man."I don't know if

: #Laughs Policeman: Did you know your vehicle was reported stolen? Criminal: It wasn't when I took it.

: #Laughs My computer crashed and died today And I thought, "oh well what the hey" Now I'd have time to clean my house And see if I still had a spouseIt started out with weird frustrations Combined with mild heart palpitations And then my ankles began to sw

: #Laughs How do most men compare to Mel Gibson?They have everything he has, except for talent, money, and looks.

: #Laughs Waiter, waiter, do you have frog's legs? Certainly, Sir! Well hop over here and get me a sandwich!

: #Laughs How can a man tell when his sperm count is elevated?His girlfriend has to chew before she swallows.

: #Laughs One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, "Lord, I have a problem!" "What's the problem, Eve?" "Lord, I know you've created me and have provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, and that hilarious comedy snake,

: #Laughs A blonde was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet."I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks." He said.
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