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: #Laughs Tech Support: "How may I help you today, sir?" Customer: "Hello...hey, er...I think I've got the wrong software installed in my computer." Tech Support: "Why is that, sir?" Customer: "I bought this minitower system from you, and it c

: #Laughs When is premature ejaculation a serious problem?When it occurs between "hello" and "what's your sign?"

: #Laughs Q: Why don't blondes in San Francisco wear short black mini skirts?A: Cause their balls show!

: #Laughs A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase.He says,"What are you doing?"She answers, "I'm moving to Las Vegas.

: #Laughs The priest was preparing a man for his long day's journey into night.Whispering firmly, the priest said, "Denounce the Devil! Let him knowhow little you think of his evil!"The dying man said nothing.The priest repeated his order.

: #Laughs Some cows view each day as the last roundup,others, merely as another opportunity to stampede.Most cows view the new day as an exciting new opportunityto eat grass and point in the same direction as the other cows.

: #Laughs A man frantically calls 911 and says, "help...my wife has gone into labor and her contractions are 10 minutes apart".911: "is this her first child?".Man: "Of course not, you idiot...this is her husband"!

: #Laughs One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, "Lord, I have a problem!" "What's the problem, Eve?" "Lord, I know you've created me and have provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, and that hilarious comedy snake,

: #Laughs Seems about a year ago (1998) some airplane manufacturer employees decided to steal a life raft from one of the 747's.They got it off the plane, out the gate and were having a good time fishing on the Stilliquamish.

: #Laughs Murphy said to his daughter, "I want you home by eleven o'clock." She said, "But Father, I'm no longer a child!" He said, "I know, that's why I want you home by eleven."

: #Laughs Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt and Oh Schitt, Awe Schitt the fertilizer magnate, married Oh Schitt, the owner of the Knee-deep Schitt Inn.Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt and they produced 6 children.Holy Schitt, their first, passed on sh

: #Laughs When the old golfer died, Peter met him at the gates of heaven."Sorry, old man," Peter said, "But I can't let you in.

: #Laughs Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people.
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