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: #Laughs Why did the blonde cross the road? I don't know.

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: #Laughs What part of a car is the laziest? The wheels.

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: #Laughs How do you catch King Kong? Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.

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: #Laughs *** These are actual excuse notes teachers have received, spelling mistakes included.

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: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I'm on a diet and it's making me irritable.

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: #Laughs The Court of King George IIILondon, EnglandJuly 10, 1776Mr.

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: #Laughs Teacher: Tommy Russell, you're late again.

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: #Laughs What is a dog's favourite food ? Anything that is on your plate !

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: #Laughs Redmond, WA --Microsoft announced today that the official release date for the new operating system "Windows 2000" will be delayed until the second quarter of 1901.

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: #Laughs A guest from some foreign country was bragging that in HIScountry there is 79 different ways to make mad passionate love.Ray listened patiently.

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: #Laughs Two men went bear hunting.

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: #Laughs The Roadrunner was feeling very amorous one day, and since there were no other female roadrunners around, he decided to look around.He happened to spot a lovely dove.

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: #Laughs Q: Why don't Polish people kill frogs? A: Because it's their national bird.

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: #Laughs God made a man and then rested.

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: #Laughs |ADA: A Dumb ArrangementADA: A Dumb AcronymADA: A Dumb AnnoyanceBASIC: Boring And Shamelessly Idiotic CodersBASIC: Badly Assembled, Severely Illogical CodeBASIC: Beginner's Algorithms for Seemingly Infinite ConfusionC: CrudC: ConfusingCOBOL: Compl

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: #Laughs |Top honors for "Human Projectile of the Month" go to an as-of-yet unidentified dude who is also a serious contender for the annual "Darwin Award".

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: #Laughs Mum, does God use the bathroom? No, what a funny question! Then why did Dad say this morning, 'Oh, God, are you still in there?'

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: #Laughs A gentleman is permitted to join a private club.

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: #Laughs How to Catch a White Elephant ============================= Submitted By Niels Kristian JensenGo to an place where there are white elephants.

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: #Laughs A young doctor just out of medical school announced to his wife that he planned to specialize in gynecology.When she asked him why he chose gynecology, he said simply, "There's lots of openings!"

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: #Laughs Why did the blonde cross the road? I don't know.

: #Laughs What part of a car is the laziest? The wheels.

: #Laughs How do you catch King Kong? Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.

: #Laughs *** These are actual excuse notes teachers have received, spelling mistakes included.

: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I'm on a diet and it's making me irritable.

: #Laughs The Court of King George IIILondon, EnglandJuly 10, 1776Mr.

: #Laughs Teacher: Tommy Russell, you're late again.

: #Laughs What is a dog's favourite food ? Anything that is on your plate !

: #Laughs Redmond, WA --Microsoft announced today that the official release date for the new operating system "Windows 2000" will be delayed until the second quarter of 1901.

: #Laughs A guest from some foreign country was bragging that in HIScountry there is 79 different ways to make mad passionate love.Ray listened patiently.

: #Laughs Two men went bear hunting.

: #Laughs The Roadrunner was feeling very amorous one day, and since there were no other female roadrunners around, he decided to look around.He happened to spot a lovely dove.

: #Laughs Q: Why don't Polish people kill frogs? A: Because it's their national bird.

: #Laughs God made a man and then rested.

: #Laughs |ADA: A Dumb ArrangementADA: A Dumb AcronymADA: A Dumb AnnoyanceBASIC: Boring And Shamelessly Idiotic CodersBASIC: Badly Assembled, Severely Illogical CodeBASIC: Beginner's Algorithms for Seemingly Infinite ConfusionC: CrudC: ConfusingCOBOL: Compl

: #Laughs |Top honors for "Human Projectile of the Month" go to an as-of-yet unidentified dude who is also a serious contender for the annual "Darwin Award".

: #Laughs Mum, does God use the bathroom? No, what a funny question! Then why did Dad say this morning, 'Oh, God, are you still in there?'

: #Laughs A gentleman is permitted to join a private club.

: #Laughs How to Catch a White Elephant ============================= Submitted By Niels Kristian JensenGo to an place where there are white elephants.

: #Laughs A young doctor just out of medical school announced to his wife that he planned to specialize in gynecology.When she asked him why he chose gynecology, he said simply, "There's lots of openings!"

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