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: #Laughs Sarah was reading a newspaper, while her husband was engrossed in a magazine.

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: #Laughs How can you make a soup rich? Add 14 carrots (carats) to it.

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: #Laughs Whats black and white and red all over?A nun in a car accident.

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: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between Hillary Clinton and a pit bull? A: The pit bull doesn't carry a briefcase.

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: #Laughs A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's, and walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife" What type of bra?" asked the clerk.

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: #Laughs What is the hamburgers' most familiar song? 'Home on the Range'!

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: #Laughs A woman asks her husband to buy her a fur coat for their 25th anniversary.

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: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a whore and a bitch?A: A whore sleeps with everyone at the party.A bitch sleeps with everyone at the party except you.

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: #Laughs Sex in a boat - oar-gasms.

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: #Laughs Q: What is the difference between erotic and kinky?A: Erotic is using a feather...

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: #Laughs You Might Be A College Student:If you average 3 hours of sleep a nightIf your trash is overflowing and your bank account isn'tIf you go to Wal-Mart more than 3 times a weekIf you are personally keeping the local pizza place from bankruptcyIf you w

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: #Laughs |A Brooklyn lawyer, a used car salesman and a banker were gathered by a coffin containing the body of an old friend.

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: #Laughs A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial - it went like this: Q.

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: #Laughs Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man he meets, ?Do you want to go to heaven??The man said, ?I do Father.? The priest said, ?Then stand over there against the wall.?Then the priest asked the second man, ?Do you want

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: #Laughs Young lady to father "Daddy, when I grow up shall I become a heart-doctor or a tooth-doctor " "Dentist" "Why father ?" "We have only one heart, but 32 teeth!"

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: #Laughs A man sitting in a barber's chair noticed that the barber's hands were very dirty.

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: #Laughs What is slimy and wobbly, tastes of raspberry and lives in the seas? A red jellyfish.

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: #Laughs |Two Irishmen were sitting in a four engined plane flying back from a shopping trip to Paris when the captains voice came over the loudspeaker.

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: #Laughs For three years, the young attorney had been taking hisbrief vacations at this country inn.

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: #Laughs Q: What did the blonde think of the new computer? A: She didn't like it because she couldn't get channel 9.

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: #Laughs Sarah was reading a newspaper, while her husband was engrossed in a magazine.

: #Laughs How can you make a soup rich? Add 14 carrots (carats) to it.

: #Laughs Whats black and white and red all over?A nun in a car accident.

: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between Hillary Clinton and a pit bull? A: The pit bull doesn't carry a briefcase.

: #Laughs A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's, and walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife" What type of bra?" asked the clerk.

: #Laughs What is the hamburgers' most familiar song? 'Home on the Range'!

: #Laughs A woman asks her husband to buy her a fur coat for their 25th anniversary.

: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a whore and a bitch?A: A whore sleeps with everyone at the party.A bitch sleeps with everyone at the party except you.

: #Laughs Sex in a boat - oar-gasms.

: #Laughs Q: What is the difference between erotic and kinky?A: Erotic is using a feather...

: #Laughs You Might Be A College Student:If you average 3 hours of sleep a nightIf your trash is overflowing and your bank account isn'tIf you go to Wal-Mart more than 3 times a weekIf you are personally keeping the local pizza place from bankruptcyIf you w

: #Laughs |A Brooklyn lawyer, a used car salesman and a banker were gathered by a coffin containing the body of an old friend.

: #Laughs A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial - it went like this: Q.

: #Laughs Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man he meets, ?Do you want to go to heaven??The man said, ?I do Father.? The priest said, ?Then stand over there against the wall.?Then the priest asked the second man, ?Do you want

: #Laughs Young lady to father "Daddy, when I grow up shall I become a heart-doctor or a tooth-doctor " "Dentist" "Why father ?" "We have only one heart, but 32 teeth!"

: #Laughs A man sitting in a barber's chair noticed that the barber's hands were very dirty.

: #Laughs What is slimy and wobbly, tastes of raspberry and lives in the seas? A red jellyfish.

: #Laughs |Two Irishmen were sitting in a four engined plane flying back from a shopping trip to Paris when the captains voice came over the loudspeaker.

: #Laughs For three years, the young attorney had been taking hisbrief vacations at this country inn.

: #Laughs Q: What did the blonde think of the new computer? A: She didn't like it because she couldn't get channel 9.

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