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: #Laughs Customer: Waiter, this food is repeating on me. Waiter: Good, we love repeat business.

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: #Laughs Consider the following:Female guitar player shouting at her boyfriend in acrowded shopping mall: "Don't forget, sweetheart,I need a new G string!"

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: #Laughs Why don't women wear dresses in the winter? - Chapped lips.

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: #Laughs A little kid's in school, taking a true-false test and he's flipping a coin.

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: #Laughs An office exec was interviewing a blonde for an assistant position, and wanted to find out a little about her personality.

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: #Laughs How many Dependent P.D.

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: #Laughs |What do men and beer bottles have in common?They are both empty from the neck up!

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: #Laughs A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?" As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees, so that he's on her level, and asks,

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: #Laughs Martin asked David, "In which state does the Ohio River run?" David answered with cool, "In the liquid state."

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: #Laughs |OLD TEACHERS never die, they just lose their classOLD TELEPHONES never die, they just stop ringingOLD THERMODYNAMICISTS never die, they just achieve their state -- of maximum entropyOLD TIRE TUBES never die, they just get puncturedOLD TRASH never

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: #Laughs Look at each numbered item.

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: #Laughs Two senior couples are walking along, wives in front, husbands inback.

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: #Laughs What happens when ducks fly upside down ? They quack up !

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: #Laughs How do snowmen travel around ? By iceicle !

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: #Laughs A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items.

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: #Laughs A small village was troubled by a man-eating lion.

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: #Laughs Some time ago Mr.

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: #Laughs What do you call a donkey with three legs?A wonkey!

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: #Laughs A woman entered a psychiatrist's consulting room leadind a kangaroo."I'm worried about my husband, doctor, " she said.

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: #Laughs |Q: How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?A: Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.Q: How do you make a french horn sound like a trombone?A: Take your hand out of the bell and lose all sense of taste.Q: How do you

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: #Laughs Customer: Waiter, this food is repeating on me. Waiter: Good, we love repeat business.

: #Laughs Consider the following:Female guitar player shouting at her boyfriend in acrowded shopping mall: "Don't forget, sweetheart,I need a new G string!"

: #Laughs Why don't women wear dresses in the winter? - Chapped lips.

: #Laughs A little kid's in school, taking a true-false test and he's flipping a coin.

: #Laughs An office exec was interviewing a blonde for an assistant position, and wanted to find out a little about her personality.

: #Laughs How many Dependent P.D.

: #Laughs |What do men and beer bottles have in common?They are both empty from the neck up!

: #Laughs A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?" As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees, so that he's on her level, and asks,

: #Laughs Martin asked David, "In which state does the Ohio River run?" David answered with cool, "In the liquid state."

: #Laughs |OLD TEACHERS never die, they just lose their classOLD TELEPHONES never die, they just stop ringingOLD THERMODYNAMICISTS never die, they just achieve their state -- of maximum entropyOLD TIRE TUBES never die, they just get puncturedOLD TRASH never

: #Laughs Look at each numbered item.

: #Laughs Two senior couples are walking along, wives in front, husbands inback.

: #Laughs What happens when ducks fly upside down ? They quack up !

: #Laughs How do snowmen travel around ? By iceicle !

: #Laughs A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items.

: #Laughs A small village was troubled by a man-eating lion.

: #Laughs Some time ago Mr.

: #Laughs What do you call a donkey with three legs?A wonkey!

: #Laughs A woman entered a psychiatrist's consulting room leadind a kangaroo."I'm worried about my husband, doctor, " she said.

: #Laughs |Q: How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?A: Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.Q: How do you make a french horn sound like a trombone?A: Take your hand out of the bell and lose all sense of taste.Q: How do you

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