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: #Laughs RECOUNT DEMANDED BY METSNEW YORK (AP) --The New York Mets announced today that they are going to court to get an additional inning added to the end of Game 5 of the World Series.

: #Laughs Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar? She heard that the drinks were on the house.

: #Laughs Two homosexuals were talking when one of them happened to mention that he had gotten circumcised last week.

: #Laughs How many judges does it take to change a light bulb? Just one; he holds it still and the whole world revolves around him. Just one, but two lawyers have to explain him how to do it.

: #Laughs During training exercises, the lieutenant who was driving down a muddy back road encountered another car stuck in the mud with a red-faced colonel at the wheel.

: #Laughs Bad timing for an excuse Teacher: Why were you late? Pupil: Sorry, teacher, I overslept. Teacher: It's three in the afternoon!

: #Laughs What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill ? "Pack your trunk and clear out !"

: #Laughs Did you know that Mike Tyson has an upcoming bout with Prince Charles? It seems that no-one else has big enough ears to go 12 rounds.
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