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: #Laughs A Friend's PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person whoscrews up your day and may their arms be too short to scratch.Amen

: #Laughs Man - A Chemical AnalysisElement: Man Symbol: Ah (short for Asshole) Quantitative: Accepted at 7 inches though some isotopes can be as short as 4inches.

: #Laughs A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job.In the first room she said she would like a pale blue.

: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Death Row Barbie ...comes complete with cell; raunchy cellmate sold separately

: #Laughs |Q: How is a cat laying down like a coin?A: Because he has his head on one side and his tail on the other!Q: Why are cars longer in the evening than they are in the morning?A: Because they're let out in the evening and taking in in the morning!Q:

: #Laughs A wish for Christmas It is around christmas time and santa is sitting in the middle of the mall in his big holiday setup.He has a line of kids lined up to sit on his lap and tell him what they want for christmas.

: #Laughs How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Only one but the light bulb must want to change!

: #Laughs After much discussion the scientific community decided to try to determine why the human penis was shaped the way it was.MIT allocated a budget of 0,000 and after 2 years research decided the the head of the penis was bigger than the shaft so t

: #Laughs This male prostitute contracted leprosy.He did okay for a while, but then his business dropped off.

: #Laughs |It would do everything the Microsoft ornaments do, but years earlier, and with a smaller mouse (not stirring of course).

: #Laughs |A man is driving along in the Irish countryside, when he comes to a petrol station, since he's in need of petrol, the man decides to stop.
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