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: #Laughs The local priest came across Paddy who had stumbled out of the town tavern. "Paddy," he said, " I'm afraid I'll not be seeing you in Heaven one day." "Really, Father?" slurred Paddy.

: #Laughs Q: How do you make a violin sound like a viola? A: Play in the low register with a lot of wrong notes.

: #Laughs Judge: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people? A: All my autopsies are on dead people.

: #Laughs ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION:You'll be making under an hour.ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION IN AN UP-AND-COMING COMPANY:You'll be making under an hour; we'll be bankrupt in a year.PROFIT-SHARING PLAN:Once it's shared between the higher-ups, there won't be a pr

: #Laughs Doctor, doctor my baby's swallowed a bullet Well don't point him at anyone until I get there!

: #Laughs Imagine if major companies from all around the world started producing or sponsoring condoms.

: #Laughs A baby turtle was standing at the bottom of a large tree and with a deep sigh, started to climb.

: #Laughs Michael Irvin was complaining to Calvin Williams about his first trip to the Super Bowl and how hard it was to get any sleep the night before the big game.

: #Laughs |December 14, 2003Dearest Dave,I went to the door today, and the postman delivered a partridge in a pear tree.

: #Laughs Millennia Year Application Software System This memo is to announce the development of a new firm-wide software system.

: #Laughs |If it's true that girls are inclined to marry men like their fathers, it is understandable why so many mothers cry so much at weddings.

: #Laughs A man and his alligator walk into a bar and the man asks, "Does this bar serve lawyers?""Of course we do," replied the bartender."Great," said the man, "I'd like a beer...
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