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: #Laughs Why did the chick disappoint his mother ? He wasn't what he was cracked up to be !

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: #Laughs Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce? Because he thought his wife was a flake.

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: #Laughs Willie: "I have an awful toothache." Tommie: "I'd have it taken out if it was mine." Willie: "Yes, if it was yours, I would, too."

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: #Laughs Old Farmer Johnson was dying.

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: #Laughs I just sent my first e-mail. Kongratulations!

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: #Laughs |What do you get if you cross a glow worm with a python?A 15 foot strip light that can strangle you to death!

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: #Laughs Little Leroy came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner.

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: #Laughs |This is a true story of the late Irish author Brendan Behan who one night collapsed in a diabetic coma in a Dublin street.

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: #Laughs Why did the toad cross the road?TO Show his girlfriend he has GUTS!

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: #Laughs I'll never forget the first time I saw my husband, He was standing on a hill, his hair blowing in the breeze, and he too proud to run after it.

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: #Laughs What is the difference between a barking dog and an umbrella? The umbrella can be shut up.

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: #Laughs An older couple were having trouble with their sex life, so the wife went to a sex therapist and was advised to try sexercises.

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: #Laughs Which fish can perform operations ? A Sturgeon !

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: #Laughs Teacher: Can you count to 10? Fred: Yes, teacher-one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten. Teacher: Now go on from there. Fred: Jack, Queen, King.

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: #Laughs An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had

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: #Laughs Fishing season hasn't opened and a fisherman who doesn't have a license, is casting for trout as a stranger approaches and asks: "Any luck?" "Any luck? This is a wonderful spot.

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: #Laughs Why do cannibals make suitcases out of people's heads? Because they're headcases.

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: #Laughs How do most men compare to Mel Gibson?They have everything he has, except for talent, money, and looks.

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: #Laughs What do you get when you cross a Doberman with a bird? A Doberman fincher!

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: #Laughs Why did the chick disappoint his mother ? He wasn't what he was cracked up to be !

: #Laughs Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce? Because he thought his wife was a flake.

: #Laughs Willie: "I have an awful toothache." Tommie: "I'd have it taken out if it was mine." Willie: "Yes, if it was yours, I would, too."

: #Laughs Old Farmer Johnson was dying.

: #Laughs I just sent my first e-mail. Kongratulations!

: #Laughs |What do you get if you cross a glow worm with a python?A 15 foot strip light that can strangle you to death!

: #Laughs Little Leroy came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner.

: #Laughs |This is a true story of the late Irish author Brendan Behan who one night collapsed in a diabetic coma in a Dublin street.

: #Laughs Why did the toad cross the road?TO Show his girlfriend he has GUTS!

: #Laughs I'll never forget the first time I saw my husband, He was standing on a hill, his hair blowing in the breeze, and he too proud to run after it.

: #Laughs What is the difference between a barking dog and an umbrella? The umbrella can be shut up.

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs An older couple were having trouble with their sex life, so the wife went to a sex therapist and was advised to try sexercises.

: #Laughs Which fish can perform operations ? A Sturgeon !

: #Laughs Teacher: Can you count to 10? Fred: Yes, teacher-one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten. Teacher: Now go on from there. Fred: Jack, Queen, King.

: #Laughs An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had

: #Laughs Fishing season hasn't opened and a fisherman who doesn't have a license, is casting for trout as a stranger approaches and asks: "Any luck?" "Any luck? This is a wonderful spot.

: #Laughs Why do cannibals make suitcases out of people's heads? Because they're headcases.

: #Laughs How do most men compare to Mel Gibson?They have everything he has, except for talent, money, and looks.

: #Laughs What do you get when you cross a Doberman with a bird? A Doberman fincher!

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