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: #Laughs Q: How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb? A: Five.

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: #Laughs Can a hamburger marry a hot dog? Only if they have a very frank relationship!

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: #Laughs Q: Why did the Canadian cross the road? A: He saw some American do it on TV.

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: #Laughs A little girl walks into the bathroom and sees her older sister just come out of the shower.

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: #Laughs "I'm not saying that the customer service in my bank is bad, but when I went in the other day and asked the clerk to check my balance ...

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Bless ! Bless who ? I didn't sneeze !

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: #Laughs A Blonde airhead goes for a job interview in an office.The interviewer starts with the basics."So, Miss, can you tell us your age, please?"The blonde counts carefully on her fingers for half a minute before replying "Ehhhh...

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: #Laughs What is a dentist's office? A filling station.

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: #Laughs What car do insects drive? A Volkswagen automobile.

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: #Laughs Yesterday, scientists for Health Canada suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.

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: #Laughs Q: Did you hear about the Blonde who got a pair of water-skis? A: She's still looking for a lake with a slope.

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: #Laughs A newlywed bride and groom had been busy at "it" for three days straight.The groom arose early and was reading the paper, thinking it was time to do something else.

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: #Laughs A Chinese man arranges for a hooker to come to his room for theevening.

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: #Laughs Q: Why can't blondes put in light bulbs? A: They keep breaking them with the hammers.

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: #Laughs |It was general question time on the "Top of the World" quiz show and the host first asked the Hungarian contestant: "Complete this line of a song and spell your answer - Old MacDonald had a ...." The Hungarian answered quickly: "Station - S T A T

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: #Laughs An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat on tight, so that it would not blow off in the wind. A gentleman approached her and said: "Pardon me, madam.

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: #Laughs Little Johnny was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his mother, "How was I born?" "The stork brought you to us." "Oh," said Little Johnny.

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: #Laughs Have you driven a Ford lately?Yeh, that's why I drive a Chevy!

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: #Laughs Two little boys were visiting their grandfather and he took them to a restaurant for lunch.

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: #Laughs Q: How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb? A: Five.

: #Laughs Can a hamburger marry a hot dog? Only if they have a very frank relationship!

: #Laughs Q: Why did the Canadian cross the road? A: He saw some American do it on TV.

: #Laughs A little girl walks into the bathroom and sees her older sister just come out of the shower.

: #Laughs "I'm not saying that the customer service in my bank is bad, but when I went in the other day and asked the clerk to check my balance ...

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Bless ! Bless who ? I didn't sneeze !

: #Laughs A Blonde airhead goes for a job interview in an office.The interviewer starts with the basics."So, Miss, can you tell us your age, please?"The blonde counts carefully on her fingers for half a minute before replying "Ehhhh...

: #Laughs What is a dentist's office? A filling station.

: #Laughs What car do insects drive? A Volkswagen automobile.

: #Laughs Yesterday, scientists for Health Canada suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.

: #Laughs Q: Did you hear about the Blonde who got a pair of water-skis? A: She's still looking for a lake with a slope.

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: #Laughs A newlywed bride and groom had been busy at "it" for three days straight.The groom arose early and was reading the paper, thinking it was time to do something else.

: #Laughs A Chinese man arranges for a hooker to come to his room for theevening.

: #Laughs Q: Why can't blondes put in light bulbs? A: They keep breaking them with the hammers.

: #Laughs |It was general question time on the "Top of the World" quiz show and the host first asked the Hungarian contestant: "Complete this line of a song and spell your answer - Old MacDonald had a ...." The Hungarian answered quickly: "Station - S T A T

: #Laughs An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat on tight, so that it would not blow off in the wind. A gentleman approached her and said: "Pardon me, madam.

: #Laughs Little Johnny was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his mother, "How was I born?" "The stork brought you to us." "Oh," said Little Johnny.

: #Laughs Have you driven a Ford lately?Yeh, that's why I drive a Chevy!

: #Laughs Two little boys were visiting their grandfather and he took them to a restaurant for lunch.

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