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: #Laughs You can have a woman president without electing her You can spell colour wrong and get away with it You can call Budweiser beer You can be a crook and still be president If you've got enough money you can get elected to do anything If you can brea

: #Laughs What did the grape say when the elephant stood on it ? Nothing, it just let out a little wine !

: #Laughs After accepting an invitation to dance with a rather prematurely balding man a young woman wants to lighten the mood and says, "Honey, God was good to you, gave you a handsome face and room for another one."

: #Laughs The kings of Spain, France, and England all stand on stage together in front of their nations all ready to see who of the three has the largest penis.The king of Spain takes his out and as they all see the impressive proportions all the Spanish pe

: #Laughs This older Jewish man was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted that his son, a renowned surgeon, perform the operation.

: #Laughs How many lawyers does it take to grease a combine? Only one if you run him through slowly!

: #Laughs Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog in a pond.

: #Laughs |This is supposedly a true story, it happened in a small town of the province of Quebec, Canada, in October 1996.

: #Laughs A university creative writing class was asked to write a concise essay containing the following four elements:Religion, Royalty, Sex, and Mystery.The prize-winning essay read: "My God," said the Queen.

: #Laughs Why do Apes love to go to school in bad neighbourhoods? They like any jungle - even a blackboard jungle!

: #Laughs Three men stood before a judge on a charge of drunk and disorderly conduct in a public park. Judge: What were you doing? 1st man: Oh, just throwing peanuts in the pond. Judge: And what were you doing? 2nd man: I was throwing
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