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: #Laughs Q: What is the difference between a banjo and a chain saw? A: A chain saw has a dynamic range.

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: #Laughs A funeral procession was winding it's way to the cemetery on top of the hill outside town, when the hearse hit a bump.The coffin was bumped loose, fell out onto the road and began sliding back toward town.

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: #Laughs The old couple were planning to go on a second honeymoon for their 50th wedding anniversary.The old woman said, "We will go to all the same places that we did on our first honeymoon." "Uh huh," said the old man."We will do all the things that we d

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: #Laughs There once was an old couple who had been married for thirty years.

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: #Laughs If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?

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: #Laughs Men are like computers. Hard to figure out and never enough memory.

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: #Laughs When the staff goes out after work, they talk about football or basketball.When Middle management gets together, they talk about tennis or baseball.Top management discusses golf.Conclusion: The higher up you are in management, the smaller your bal

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: #Laughs These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations.

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: #Laughs What do you call a tired cow? Milked out!

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: #Laughs THE MANS GUIDE TO FEMALE ENGLISHWe need = I want It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now Do what you want = You'll pay for this later We need to talk = I need to complain Sure...

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: #Laughs Where do astronauts leave their spaceships? At parking meteors.

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: #Laughs When toasting the holidays, Republicans ask for eggnog or mulled wine.

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: #Laughs What is a country song played backwards?Your wife gets back with you, your dog comes back to life, your carstarts, you get your job back and life is great.

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: #Laughs I've never been much on fashion, but got quite a few compliments on a new sports jacket I wore to work one day.

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: #Laughs An American manufacturer is showing his machine factory to a potential customer from Albania.

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: #Laughs What's brown and crispy on the outside, and white and creamy on the inside? A cockroach.

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: #Laughs Q) What's worse than raining buckets? A) Hailing taxis!

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: #Laughs Personnel Director: What would you do if you broke your arm in two places? Vanderkron: I wouldn't go to these places no more!

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: #Laughs A Polish student was in his the college campus bookstore.

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: #Laughs How do you confuse a blond?You don't, they're born that way.

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: #Laughs Q: What is the difference between a banjo and a chain saw? A: A chain saw has a dynamic range.

: #Laughs A funeral procession was winding it's way to the cemetery on top of the hill outside town, when the hearse hit a bump.The coffin was bumped loose, fell out onto the road and began sliding back toward town.

: #Laughs The old couple were planning to go on a second honeymoon for their 50th wedding anniversary.The old woman said, "We will go to all the same places that we did on our first honeymoon." "Uh huh," said the old man."We will do all the things that we d

: #Laughs There once was an old couple who had been married for thirty years.

: #Laughs If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?

: #Laughs Men are like computers. Hard to figure out and never enough memory.

: #Laughs When the staff goes out after work, they talk about football or basketball.When Middle management gets together, they talk about tennis or baseball.Top management discusses golf.Conclusion: The higher up you are in management, the smaller your bal

: #Laughs These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations.

: #Laughs What do you call a tired cow? Milked out!

: #Laughs THE MANS GUIDE TO FEMALE ENGLISHWe need = I want It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now Do what you want = You'll pay for this later We need to talk = I need to complain Sure...

: #Laughs Where do astronauts leave their spaceships? At parking meteors.

: #Laughs When toasting the holidays, Republicans ask for eggnog or mulled wine.

: #Laughs What is a country song played backwards?Your wife gets back with you, your dog comes back to life, your carstarts, you get your job back and life is great.

: #Laughs I've never been much on fashion, but got quite a few compliments on a new sports jacket I wore to work one day.

: #Laughs An American manufacturer is showing his machine factory to a potential customer from Albania.

: #Laughs What's brown and crispy on the outside, and white and creamy on the inside? A cockroach.

: #Laughs Q) What's worse than raining buckets? A) Hailing taxis!

: #Laughs Personnel Director: What would you do if you broke your arm in two places? Vanderkron: I wouldn't go to these places no more!

: #Laughs A Polish student was in his the college campus bookstore.

: #Laughs How do you confuse a blond?You don't, they're born that way.

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