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: #Laughs Can any of you relate to these "addiction" quips? I sure can :)The last time you looked at the clock it was 11:30pm, and in what seems like only a few seconds later, your little sister runs past you to catch her 7am school bus.The remote to the T.

: #Laughs |If there are 5 flies in the kitchen how do you know which one is the American Football player?The one in the sugar bowl!

: #Laughs What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher? One minds the train, the other trains the mind.

: #Laughs Policeman: Do you know how fast you were going? Motorist: No, you're the one with the radar.

: #Laughs Your so poor, I stepped in your house and stepped on a cigarette, and your mom said, "Who turned of the lights".

: #Laughs A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's electronic navigation and communications equipment.

: #Laughs Karen: Have you noticed that Daddy is getting taller ? Sharon: No, why ? Karen: His head is sticking through his hair.

: #Laughs Thirty minutes before a plane landed, its cabin lights came on,indicating to the flight attendants that breakfast could be served.One of the passengers, upset because he was awakened, growled, "Whoturned on the fucking lights!""Oh, no sir," the ne

: #Laughs 3 elderly gentlemen were sitting on a park bench discussing what the meanest animal in the world was.The first said, "The meanest animal in the world is a Hippopotamus, cause it's got such big jowls.

: #Laughs A housewife, an accountant and a lawyer were asked "How much is 2 2?" The housewife replies: "Four!".The accountant says: "I think it's either 3 or4.

: #Laughs It seems that two of the great Romantic British Poets, Shelly and Keats died on the same day.When they got to heaven St.
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