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: #Laughs One agent stops by another agent's table to tell him the big news: "Elvis just died!" The second agent says nothing, then starts nodding.

: #Laughs Birdie, birdie in the sky Dropped some white stuff in my eye, I'm a big girl I won't cry, I'm just glad that cows don't fly.

: #Laughs Q: Why don't elephants use cellular phones?A: So the rest of the world won't know their plans.

: #Laughs Q: What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight? A: No stupid an Eye for an Eye!!!!

: #Laughs A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter and orders ahamburger.The huge guy behind the counter bellows, "ONE BURGER!"The cook, who's even bigger, screams, "BUR-GER!"Whereupon he grabs a huge hunk of chopped meat, stuffs it inhis bare arm

: #Laughs First boy: My dad saw a horrible witch and didn't turn a hair! Second boy: I'm not surprised - your dad's bald!

: #Laughs At the Russian War College, the general is a guest lecturer and tells the class of officers that the session will focus on potential problems and the resulting strategies.

: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a policeman's knightstickand a magician's wand?A: A Magician's wand is for cunning stunts.

: #Laughs As a little girl climbed onto Santa's lap, Santa asked the usual, "And what would you like for Christmas?"The child stared at him open mouthed and horrified for a minute, then gasped: "Didn't you get my E-mail?"
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