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: #Laughs Who is the smelliest, hairiest monarch in the world? King Pong.

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: #Laughs How did the dog make anti-freeze? He stole her blanket.

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: #Laughs Q: What do you call 4 blondes laying on the beach? A: Public access.

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: #Laughs What did the burglar say to the watchmaker as he tied him up? Sorry to take so much of your valuable time.

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: #Laughs Jett was trying to light a match.

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: #Laughs Q: Why did Clinton waffle on military action in Bosnia? A: His area of expertise is dodging armed conflict.

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: #Laughs Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates.

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: #Laughs Q: Where does a white baby go when it dies? A: Heaven Q: What does it get? A: Wings Q: What does it become? A: An angel Q: Where does a black baby go when it dies? A: Heaven Q: What does it get? A: Win

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: #Laughs Just as a surgeon was finishing up an operation and was about to close, the patient awakes, sits up, and demands to know what is going on."I'm about to close,' the surgeon says.The patient grabs the surgeon's hand and says, "I'm not going to let y

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: #Laughs What do a meteorologist in a snowstormand a woman's sex life have in common?They're both concerned with how manyinches and how long it will last.

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: #Laughs The following are actual statements found in insurance forms where drivers attempted to summarize the details of an accident in the fewest words.Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have.I thought my window wa

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: #Laughs How do we know that Joan of Arc was French ? She was maid in France !

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: #Laughs Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country.

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: #Laughs A first-grade class is having a game of Name That Animal.The teacher held up a picture of a cat."What animal is this?" she asked.

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: #Laughs A brunette and a blonde were speeding down the street when they passed a cop."Oh no!" cried the brunette.

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: #Laughs How is pubic hair like parsley?You push it to the side before you start eating.

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: #Laughs A pheasant was standing in a field chatting to a bull.

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: #Laughs The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother and said, "I've found a man just like father!" Her mother replied, "So what do you want from me, sympathy?"

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: #Laughs Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?A: Gifted!

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: #Laughs I use the internet to tell me what the weather's like. How do you do that? I carry my laptop outside and if it gets wet, I know it's raining!

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: #Laughs Who is the smelliest, hairiest monarch in the world? King Pong.

: #Laughs How did the dog make anti-freeze? He stole her blanket.

: #Laughs Q: What do you call 4 blondes laying on the beach? A: Public access.

: #Laughs What did the burglar say to the watchmaker as he tied him up? Sorry to take so much of your valuable time.

: #Laughs Jett was trying to light a match.

: #Laughs Q: Why did Clinton waffle on military action in Bosnia? A: His area of expertise is dodging armed conflict.

: #Laughs Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates.

: #Laughs Q: Where does a white baby go when it dies? A: Heaven Q: What does it get? A: Wings Q: What does it become? A: An angel Q: Where does a black baby go when it dies? A: Heaven Q: What does it get? A: Win

: #Laughs Just as a surgeon was finishing up an operation and was about to close, the patient awakes, sits up, and demands to know what is going on."I'm about to close,' the surgeon says.The patient grabs the surgeon's hand and says, "I'm not going to let y

: #Laughs What do a meteorologist in a snowstormand a woman's sex life have in common?They're both concerned with how manyinches and how long it will last.

: #Laughs The following are actual statements found in insurance forms where drivers attempted to summarize the details of an accident in the fewest words.Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have.I thought my window wa

: #Laughs How do we know that Joan of Arc was French ? She was maid in France !

: #Laughs Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country.

: #Laughs A first-grade class is having a game of Name That Animal.The teacher held up a picture of a cat."What animal is this?" she asked.

: #Laughs A brunette and a blonde were speeding down the street when they passed a cop."Oh no!" cried the brunette.

: #Laughs How is pubic hair like parsley?You push it to the side before you start eating.

: #Laughs A pheasant was standing in a field chatting to a bull.

: #Laughs The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother and said, "I've found a man just like father!" Her mother replied, "So what do you want from me, sympathy?"

: #Laughs Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?A: Gifted!

: #Laughs I use the internet to tell me what the weather's like. How do you do that? I carry my laptop outside and if it gets wet, I know it's raining!

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