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: #Laughs What does the 1286BC incribed on the mummy's tomb indicate ? The registration of the car that ran him over !

: #Laughs Q: How many Republicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two-one to do it and one to steady the chandelier.

: #Laughs A doctor had the reputation of helping couples increase the joy in their sex life, but always promised not to take a case if he felt he could not help them.

: #Laughs Two men and a woman were the sole survivors of a pleasure cruise shipthat sank in the Bermuda Triangle.

: #Laughs Q: What did the banana say to the vibrator??A: Why the hell are you shaking? Shes gonna eat me!

: #Laughs Which technique does a Gorilla borrow from another animal when it gets romantic? The bear hug!

: #Laughs *Question: What is one horsepower?*Answer: One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes to drag a horse 500 feet in one second.*You can listen to thunder after lightening and tell how close you came to getting hit.

: #Laughs Q: What happens if you sing country music backwards? A: You get your job and your wife back.

: #Laughs Judge: Is there any reason you could not serve as a juror in this case? Juror: I don't want to be away from my job that long.

: #Laughs |A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park one morning.Suddenly, the brunette notices a dead bird.

: #Laughs How many triage nurses does it take to change a light bulb? One, but the bulb will have to spend four hours in the waiting room.

: #Laughs A man goes into the hospital for a vasectomy.Shortly after he recovers from his an anesthetic, his surgeon comes in and tells him: "Well, I've got good news and I've got bad news for you.""Give me the bad news first, Doc." says the patient.

: #Laughs A French guest, staying in a hotel in Edmonton phoned room service for some pepper"Black pepper, or white pepper?" asked the concierge."Toilette pepper!"

: #Laughs What did the priest say to the nun when he screwed her?"The holy pole is in your hole so wet your ass and save your soul."
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