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: #Laughs Why do bees have sticky hair ? Beacuse of the honey combs !

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: #Laughs |According to inside contacts, the Japanese banking crisis shows no signs of ameliorating.

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: #Laughs 1st Roman Soldier: What is the time ? 2nd Roman Soldier: XX past VII !

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: #Laughs Why did the pig join a muscle-building class? He thought "pumping iron" was a new juice dispenser.

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: #Laughs What do you call Batman and Robbin run over?Flatman and Ribbon.Sent by Matias

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: #Laughs What do you call a horse that plays the violin? Fiddler on the hoof!

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: #Laughs The 5 questions most feared by men are:1...What are you thinking about?2...Do you love me?3...Do I look fat?4...Do you think she is prettier than me?5...What would you do if I died?What makes these questions so difficult is that every one is guara

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: #Laughs I was shopping at our local supermarket.When I got to the checkout line, there was a beautiful young blonde ahead ofme.As she placed her groceries on the checkout stand, the bagger asked her,"Paper or plastic?""It doesn't matter," she replied, "I'

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: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the hooker that had herappendix taken out?Now she does business on the side!

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: #Laughs A woman had been married three times and was still a virgin.Somebody asked her how that could be possible."Well," she said.

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: #Laughs |Things My Mother Taught MeMy Mother taught me LOGIC..."If you fall off that swing and break your neck, you can't go to the store with me." My Mother taught me MEDICINE..."If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they're going to freeze that way." My

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: #Laughs |Twas the night before Christmas and throughout the substation,Not a deputy stirred,they were all on vacation.

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: #Laughs What is the proper weight for an attorney?About 3 pounds, .......not counting the urn!

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: #Laughs A very important event is going to happen on May the 4th.

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: #Laughs How can you tell if a blonde has been using your lawnmower? The green WELCOME mat is ripped all to shreds.

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: #Laughs Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?" God says: "So you would love her." "But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?" God says: "So she would love you." "But God," the man says, "why did you make he

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: #Laughs You'd live in a place where no two people had the same name.

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: #Laughs A pregnant woman is about to give birth.

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: #Laughs Which route should you take through the woods when riding a fizzy horse? The psycho-path!

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: #Laughs Why do bees have sticky hair ? Beacuse of the honey combs !

: #Laughs |According to inside contacts, the Japanese banking crisis shows no signs of ameliorating.

: #Laughs 1st Roman Soldier: What is the time ? 2nd Roman Soldier: XX past VII !

: #Laughs Why did the pig join a muscle-building class? He thought "pumping iron" was a new juice dispenser.

: #Laughs What do you call Batman and Robbin run over?Flatman and Ribbon.Sent by Matias

: #Laughs What do you call a horse that plays the violin? Fiddler on the hoof!

: #Laughs The 5 questions most feared by men are:1...What are you thinking about?2...Do you love me?3...Do I look fat?4...Do you think she is prettier than me?5...What would you do if I died?What makes these questions so difficult is that every one is guara

: #Laughs I was shopping at our local supermarket.When I got to the checkout line, there was a beautiful young blonde ahead ofme.As she placed her groceries on the checkout stand, the bagger asked her,"Paper or plastic?""It doesn't matter," she replied, "I'

: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the hooker that had herappendix taken out?Now she does business on the side!

: #Laughs A woman had been married three times and was still a virgin.Somebody asked her how that could be possible."Well," she said.

: #Laughs |Things My Mother Taught MeMy Mother taught me LOGIC..."If you fall off that swing and break your neck, you can't go to the store with me." My Mother taught me MEDICINE..."If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they're going to freeze that way." My

: #Laughs |Twas the night before Christmas and throughout the substation,Not a deputy stirred,they were all on vacation.

: #Laughs What is the proper weight for an attorney?About 3 pounds, .......not counting the urn!

: #Laughs A very important event is going to happen on May the 4th.

: #Laughs How can you tell if a blonde has been using your lawnmower? The green WELCOME mat is ripped all to shreds.

: #Laughs Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?" God says: "So you would love her." "But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?" God says: "So she would love you." "But God," the man says, "why did you make he

: #Laughs You'd live in a place where no two people had the same name.

: #Laughs A pregnant woman is about to give birth.

: #Laughs Which route should you take through the woods when riding a fizzy horse? The psycho-path!

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