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: #Laughs 4 Nuns at a church wanted to watch TV.

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: #Laughs Your mamas so skinny she swallowed a meatball n thought she was pregnant.

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: #Laughs A man brings his wife a glass of water and two aspirins.

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: #Laughs Paddy gets a phone call from Murphy.

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: #Laughs "Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper." "What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I didn't go shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking fancy meal!" "I know all that.

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: #Laughs What kind of whale flies? Pilot whales!

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: #Laughs What does a basketball player do before he blows out his candles? He makes a swish!

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: #Laughs Q: Mom, why do you always stand by the window when I practice for my singing lessons? A: I don't want the neighbours to think I'm employing corporal punishment, dear.

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: #Laughs His pointers are null / uninitialized.

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: #Laughs Q: How did bulldogs get such flat noses? - A: From chasing cars.

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: #Laughs |A family was visiting an Indian reservation when they happen upon an old tribesman laying face down in the middle Of the road with his ear pressed firmly against the blacktop.

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: #Laughs What do you call a rabbit that plays with foxes? A dumb bunny.

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: #Laughs An old couple in an old folks home are having an affair, nothing much they just sit watching TV late at night while the old woman holds the old mans dick.

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: #Laughs Chanowski & his other Polak drinking buddy are sitting at a bar .

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: #Laughs What did the rain cloud wear under his rain coat?Answer: Thunder wear!

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: #Laughs QUESTION: What's the best way to get a youthful figure? ANSWER: Ask a woman her age.

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: #Laughs A small boy walks into his mothers room and catches her topless."Mummy, mummy, what are these?" he says, pointing to her breasts."Well, son," she says, "these are balloons, and when you die,they inflate and float you up to heaven."Incredibly, he a

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: #Laughs A man is talking to his best friend about married life.

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: #Laughs How does a monster begin a fairy tale? "Once upon a slime .

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: #Laughs "Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees.." "But Center, we are at 35,000 feet, how much noise can we make up here?" "Sir, have you ever heard the noise a 707 makes when it hits a 727?"

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: #Laughs 4 Nuns at a church wanted to watch TV.

: #Laughs Your mamas so skinny she swallowed a meatball n thought she was pregnant.

: #Laughs A man brings his wife a glass of water and two aspirins.

: #Laughs Paddy gets a phone call from Murphy.

: #Laughs "Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper." "What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I didn't go shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking fancy meal!" "I know all that.

: #Laughs What kind of whale flies? Pilot whales!

: #Laughs What does a basketball player do before he blows out his candles? He makes a swish!

: #Laughs Q: Mom, why do you always stand by the window when I practice for my singing lessons? A: I don't want the neighbours to think I'm employing corporal punishment, dear.

: #Laughs His pointers are null / uninitialized.

: #Laughs Q: How did bulldogs get such flat noses? - A: From chasing cars.

: #Laughs |A family was visiting an Indian reservation when they happen upon an old tribesman laying face down in the middle Of the road with his ear pressed firmly against the blacktop.

: #Laughs What do you call a rabbit that plays with foxes? A dumb bunny.

: #Laughs An old couple in an old folks home are having an affair, nothing much they just sit watching TV late at night while the old woman holds the old mans dick.

: #Laughs Chanowski & his other Polak drinking buddy are sitting at a bar .

: #Laughs What did the rain cloud wear under his rain coat?Answer: Thunder wear!

: #Laughs QUESTION: What's the best way to get a youthful figure? ANSWER: Ask a woman her age.

: #Laughs A small boy walks into his mothers room and catches her topless."Mummy, mummy, what are these?" he says, pointing to her breasts."Well, son," she says, "these are balloons, and when you die,they inflate and float you up to heaven."Incredibly, he a

: #Laughs A man is talking to his best friend about married life.

: #Laughs How does a monster begin a fairy tale? "Once upon a slime .

: #Laughs "Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees.." "But Center, we are at 35,000 feet, how much noise can we make up here?" "Sir, have you ever heard the noise a 707 makes when it hits a 727?"

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