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: #Laughs Q: What do Bill Clinton and a fifteen-watt light bulb have in common? A: Neither one is very bright.

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: #Laughs Principal: Do you do your homework? Kid: Now & Then Principal: Where do you do it? Kid: Here & There Principal: Put him in the closet!!! Kid: Hey, When will I get out? Principal: Oh, sooner or later

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: #Laughs This old guy wobbles into an ice cream shop.He has a hard time walking.

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: #Laughs |The New York Times, among other papers, recently published a new Hubble Space Telescope photograph of distant galaxies colliding.Of course, astronomers have had pictures of colliding galaxies for quite some time now, but with the vastly improved

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: #Laughs A woman was walking down the street past a pet shop, and when she looked in the window there was a gorgeous parrot for sale with a sign that said ".00".She had always wanted a parrot, but had found them to be too expensive, so she rushed in and

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: #Laughs How Dogs and Men Are the Same 1.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Alligator ! Alligator who ? Alligator for her birthday was a card !

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: #Laughs A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.

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: #Laughs Why wouldn't the snake go on the weighing maching ? Because he had his own scales !

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: #Laughs In The United States District Court, Southwestern District, Tempe, Arizona Case No.

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: #Laughs An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster.

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: #Laughs Q: Why didn't the sanitary pads say hello to the Tampax?A: Because the Tampax were stuck-up cunts!

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: #Laughs Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.Sent by Chris

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: #Laughs What did the baby chick say to his mummy when she laid an Orange?" Look what Marma-Lade!! "

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: #Laughs What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head ? Sister Matic !

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: #Laughs I know a husband and wife who have separate bedrooms, drive different cars, take separate vacations, work different shifts, have their own computers, and even have their own ISPs, separate e-mail addresses and Home Pages.

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: #Laughs Q: What's the ultimate rejection?A: When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Chicken ! Chicken who ? Chicken your pockets - I think your keys are there !s

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: #Laughs |Q: How many banjo players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Only one, but all the others gathered around will complain that that's not the way Earl Scruggs would have done it.Q: How can you tell the stage you're playing on is level?A: The ba

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: #Laughs Have you seen www.brokenglass.com? Yes, but it's not all it's cracked up to be.

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: #Laughs Q: What do Bill Clinton and a fifteen-watt light bulb have in common? A: Neither one is very bright.

: #Laughs Principal: Do you do your homework? Kid: Now & Then Principal: Where do you do it? Kid: Here & There Principal: Put him in the closet!!! Kid: Hey, When will I get out? Principal: Oh, sooner or later

: #Laughs This old guy wobbles into an ice cream shop.He has a hard time walking.

: #Laughs |The New York Times, among other papers, recently published a new Hubble Space Telescope photograph of distant galaxies colliding.Of course, astronomers have had pictures of colliding galaxies for quite some time now, but with the vastly improved

: #Laughs A woman was walking down the street past a pet shop, and when she looked in the window there was a gorgeous parrot for sale with a sign that said ".00".She had always wanted a parrot, but had found them to be too expensive, so she rushed in and

: #Laughs How Dogs and Men Are the Same 1.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Alligator ! Alligator who ? Alligator for her birthday was a card !

: #Laughs A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.

: #Laughs Why wouldn't the snake go on the weighing maching ? Because he had his own scales !

: #Laughs In The United States District Court, Southwestern District, Tempe, Arizona Case No.

: #Laughs An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster.

: #Laughs Q: Why didn't the sanitary pads say hello to the Tampax?A: Because the Tampax were stuck-up cunts!

: #Laughs Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.Sent by Chris

: #Laughs What did the baby chick say to his mummy when she laid an Orange?" Look what Marma-Lade!! "

: #Laughs What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head ? Sister Matic !

: #Laughs I know a husband and wife who have separate bedrooms, drive different cars, take separate vacations, work different shifts, have their own computers, and even have their own ISPs, separate e-mail addresses and Home Pages.

: #Laughs Q: What's the ultimate rejection?A: When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Chicken ! Chicken who ? Chicken your pockets - I think your keys are there !s

: #Laughs |Q: How many banjo players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Only one, but all the others gathered around will complain that that's not the way Earl Scruggs would have done it.Q: How can you tell the stage you're playing on is level?A: The ba

: #Laughs Have you seen www.brokenglass.com? Yes, but it's not all it's cracked up to be.

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