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: #Laughs A sex therapist was doing research at the local college when one of the male volunteers told him, "When I get it in part way, my vision blurs.

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: #Laughs What do you get if you type www.abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz.com into your computer? A sore finger.

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: #Laughs A tourist, visiting a small town in Israel, came upon a statue dedicated to "The Unknown Soldier".

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: #Laughs Where does a burger feel at home? On the range!

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: #Laughs In primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground with clubs and yelled, it was called witchcraft; today, in civilized society, it is called golf.Golf is an expensive way of playing marbles.Golf is a game in which the slowest people in the

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: #Laughs What is black, blue, red, and brown?A Brewnette that has told to many Blonde Joke.What does a brewnette always miss at a great party?The invitation.Why are blonde jokes so short?So that brewnettes can understand them.What is a fine lookin' man wit

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: #Laughs There is no such thing as child-proofing your houseIf you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can igniteA 4 years-old's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurantIf you hook a dog leash over a c

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: #Laughs Q.What are the worst six years in a blonde's life? A: Third Grade.

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: #Laughs What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?They're married.

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: #Laughs "Before I married my wife," a husband once said, "it was nothing but wine, women, and song.Now that I'm her husband, it's beer, mama, and TV."

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: #Laughs BUY YUGO WAR BONDSFor US dollars you can invest in the future of a developingcountry just out of the clutches of communism.What your $$$ buyz: Russian ammo for one freedom fighter forone month for the ethnic clensing!Their motto: I wanns be

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: #Laughs This blond teenage dragged her boyfriend to the court on paternity issue.The lawyer asked, "How long are you having a sexual relationship?" "Years,I tell you years" she replied.

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: #Laughs What makes these questions so bad is that every one is guaranteed to explode into a major argument and/or divorce if the man does not answer properly, which is to say dishonestly.For example:1 - "What are you thinking?"The proper answer to this qu

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: #Laughs What's the difference between Windows 95 and a virus? A virus does something.

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: #Laughs Your mama's teeth are so messed up....i thought her tongue was in jail!

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: #Laughs Was the principal's brother really a missionary? He certainly was.

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: #Laughs A young boy asked his mother "Ma, is it true that people can be taken apart like machines?" "Of course not, where did you hear such nonsense?" replied by his mother The young boy answered " The other day, Daddy wastalking to someone on the phone,

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: #Laughs A man driving outside of Baltimore, Maryland was southbound on Interstate 95 in the far right hand lane traveling at 55 mph, minding his own business.

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: #Laughs YOUR MOMS HOUSE IS SO POOR I WENT TO KNOCK ON HER DOOR AND A ROACH TRIPPED ME AND A RAT TOOK MY WALET

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: #Laughs A guy was walking along the beach admiring the beautiful sunset when he noticed a young lady laying in the sand, she had no arms and no legs and was crying.He goes over and asked what was wrong.

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: #Laughs A sex therapist was doing research at the local college when one of the male volunteers told him, "When I get it in part way, my vision blurs.

: #Laughs What do you get if you type www.abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz.com into your computer? A sore finger.

: #Laughs A tourist, visiting a small town in Israel, came upon a statue dedicated to "The Unknown Soldier".

: #Laughs Where does a burger feel at home? On the range!

: #Laughs In primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground with clubs and yelled, it was called witchcraft; today, in civilized society, it is called golf.Golf is an expensive way of playing marbles.Golf is a game in which the slowest people in the

: #Laughs What is black, blue, red, and brown?A Brewnette that has told to many Blonde Joke.What does a brewnette always miss at a great party?The invitation.Why are blonde jokes so short?So that brewnettes can understand them.What is a fine lookin' man wit

: #Laughs There is no such thing as child-proofing your houseIf you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can igniteA 4 years-old's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurantIf you hook a dog leash over a c

: #Laughs Q.What are the worst six years in a blonde's life? A: Third Grade.

: #Laughs What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?They're married.

: #Laughs "Before I married my wife," a husband once said, "it was nothing but wine, women, and song.Now that I'm her husband, it's beer, mama, and TV."

: #Laughs BUY YUGO WAR BONDSFor US dollars you can invest in the future of a developingcountry just out of the clutches of communism.What your $$$ buyz: Russian ammo for one freedom fighter forone month for the ethnic clensing!Their motto: I wanns be

: #Laughs This blond teenage dragged her boyfriend to the court on paternity issue.The lawyer asked, "How long are you having a sexual relationship?" "Years,I tell you years" she replied.

: #Laughs What makes these questions so bad is that every one is guaranteed to explode into a major argument and/or divorce if the man does not answer properly, which is to say dishonestly.For example:1 - "What are you thinking?"The proper answer to this qu

: #Laughs What's the difference between Windows 95 and a virus? A virus does something.

: #Laughs Your mama's teeth are so messed up....i thought her tongue was in jail!

: #Laughs Was the principal's brother really a missionary? He certainly was.

: #Laughs A young boy asked his mother "Ma, is it true that people can be taken apart like machines?" "Of course not, where did you hear such nonsense?" replied by his mother The young boy answered " The other day, Daddy wastalking to someone on the phone,

: #Laughs A man driving outside of Baltimore, Maryland was southbound on Interstate 95 in the far right hand lane traveling at 55 mph, minding his own business.

: #Laughs YOUR MOMS HOUSE IS SO POOR I WENT TO KNOCK ON HER DOOR AND A ROACH TRIPPED ME AND A RAT TOOK MY WALET

: #Laughs A guy was walking along the beach admiring the beautiful sunset when he noticed a young lady laying in the sand, she had no arms and no legs and was crying.He goes over and asked what was wrong.

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