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: #Laughs Bart Simpson's Chalkboard Archive I will not carve gods.I will not spank others.I will not aim for the head.I will not barf unless I'm sick.I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty.

: #Laughs "Mom, I'm pregnant.""How can that be? What did I tell you about sex?""That I should take measures.

: #Laughs Did you know there are serial number on condoms.........No?.I guess you didn't roll them down far enough.

: #Laughs |A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and ordered their drinks from the bartender.Brunette: "I'll have a B and C."Bartender:"What is a B and C?".Brunette: "Bourbon and Coke."Redhead: "And, I'll have a G and T."Bartender: "What's a G

: #Laughs Yo mamma is so fat, her husband has to stand up in bed each morning to see if it's daylight.

: #Laughs Phil was at the bar one night, and complained about having a headache."I've got a beaut cure for a headache," said his mate Trev.

: #Laughs A student in Belle, West Virginia was suspended for three days for giving a classmate a cough drop.

: #Laughs Age IDEAL DATE 17 He offers to pay 25 He pays 35 He cooks breakfast the next morning 48 He cooks breakfast the next morning for the kids 66 He can chew breakfast

: #Laughs A lady golfer is stung by a wasp.She goes to look for the greenkeeper and finds him."I've been stung by a wasp" She says." Where did it get you?" He replies"Between the 1st and 2nd hole""I think your stance must be a little too wide"

: #Laughs Two starving homeless men are walking down an empty street in a quiet town.they spy a dead horse on the side of the road and run towards it.
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