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: #Laughs After three years of marriage, Kim was still questioning her husband about his lurid past."C'mon, tell me," she asked for the thousandth time, "how many women have you slept with?""Baby, " he protested, "if I told you, you'd throw a fit."Kim promi

: #Laughs If the NSA made toasters...Your toaster would have a secret trap door that only theNSA could access in case they needed to get at your toastfor reasons of national security.

: #Laughs Hubby: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office.Why?Wife: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.Hubby: You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?Wife: Yes, I see

: #Laughs A cop stops a man for running a stop sign and the subject gives the cop a lot of grief explaining that he did stop. After several minutes, the cop explained to the gentleman that he didn't stop, he just slowed down a little. The ge

: #Laughs A newlywed couple returned to their apartment after being on their honeymoon."Care to go upstairs and do it?" the husband asked."Shh!" said the bride "All the neighbors will know what we're about to do.

: #Laughs Guy-Knock, KnockGirl-Who's there?Guy-EmersomGirl-Emersom who?Guy-Emersom nice boobs ya got there!

: #Laughs Q: What do you get when you cross a midget with a prostitute?A: A little fucker about so tall.

: #Laughs If fire fighters fight fire and crime fighters fight crime, what do freedom fighters fight?

: #Laughs A man walks into a bar with his pet crocodile, the bartender screams and demands he get the man eating creature out of there!The man tries to calm the bartender down and says he is very well trained to prove it the man whipped out his cock and put

: #Laughs A young Japanese girl had been taught all of her life that when she married she was to please her husband and never upset him.So the first morning of her honeymoon when the young Japanese bride crawled out of the bed after making love and she stoo

: #Laughs "I came in to make an appointment with the dentist." said the man to the receptionist." "I'm sorry sir." she replied.
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