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: #Laughs Q: What's the best way to accelerate a Mac? A: 9.81 m/s2

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: #Laughs Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street. "Well, Morrie, how's your warehouse business going?" .

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: #Laughs Bachelor: 1) A guy who has avoided the opportunity to make some woman miserable.

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: #Laughs One of the fringe benefits of being an English or History teacher is receiving the occasional jewel of a student blooper in an essay.

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: #Laughs The Army Airborne major was used to harassment from AirForce fliers about crazy Army paratroopers jumping out of perfectly good aircraft.

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: #Laughs Kennen was having a drink in a saloon when his neighbor, Stakely, came rushing in.

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: #Laughs A unit in sex education was about to begin, and each student had to bring in a permission slip in order to take it.

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: #Laughs The Bachelor DietMondayBreakfast - Who can eat Breakfast on a Monday? Swallowsome toothpaste while brushing your teethLunch - Send your secretary out for six "gutbombers"- those little hamburgers that used to cost a dime butnow cost sixty five cen

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: #Laughs Are you getting older and wiser? No, he's getting older and wider!

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: #Laughs How is a hailstone like an onion? -They are both whitish and have layers

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: #Laughs An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog.

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: #Laughs By Bill AdlerA Teenager is...A person who can't remember to walk the dog but never forgets a phone number..A weight watcher who goes on a diet by giving up candy bars before breakfast..A youngster who receives his/her allowance on Monday, spends i

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the vampire who had an eye for the ladies? He used to keep it in his back pocket.

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: #Laughs What's the favorite subject of young witches at school? Spelling.

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: #Laughs What insect lives on nothing ? A moth, because it eats holes

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: #Laughs A woman and a man get into a car accident, and it's a bad one.

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: #Laughs What's a transvestite's idea of a good time? Eat, drink, and be Mary!

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: #Laughs Doctor Doctor I think I'm a moth. So why did you come around then? Well, I saw this light at the window...!

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: #Laughs A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an old lamp.

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: #Laughs What do cows get when they do all their chores? Mooney.

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: #Laughs Q: What's the best way to accelerate a Mac? A: 9.81 m/s2

: #Laughs Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street. "Well, Morrie, how's your warehouse business going?" .

: #Laughs Bachelor: 1) A guy who has avoided the opportunity to make some woman miserable.

: #Laughs One of the fringe benefits of being an English or History teacher is receiving the occasional jewel of a student blooper in an essay.

: #Laughs The Army Airborne major was used to harassment from AirForce fliers about crazy Army paratroopers jumping out of perfectly good aircraft.

: #Laughs Kennen was having a drink in a saloon when his neighbor, Stakely, came rushing in.

: #Laughs A unit in sex education was about to begin, and each student had to bring in a permission slip in order to take it.

: #Laughs The Bachelor DietMondayBreakfast - Who can eat Breakfast on a Monday? Swallowsome toothpaste while brushing your teethLunch - Send your secretary out for six "gutbombers"- those little hamburgers that used to cost a dime butnow cost sixty five cen

: #Laughs Are you getting older and wiser? No, he's getting older and wider!

: #Laughs How is a hailstone like an onion? -They are both whitish and have layers

: #Laughs An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog.

: #Laughs By Bill AdlerA Teenager is...A person who can't remember to walk the dog but never forgets a phone number..A weight watcher who goes on a diet by giving up candy bars before breakfast..A youngster who receives his/her allowance on Monday, spends i

: #Laughs Did you hear about the vampire who had an eye for the ladies? He used to keep it in his back pocket.

: #Laughs What's the favorite subject of young witches at school? Spelling.

: #Laughs What insect lives on nothing ? A moth, because it eats holes

: #Laughs A woman and a man get into a car accident, and it's a bad one.

: #Laughs What's a transvestite's idea of a good time? Eat, drink, and be Mary!

: #Laughs Doctor Doctor I think I'm a moth. So why did you come around then? Well, I saw this light at the window...!

: #Laughs A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an old lamp.

: #Laughs What do cows get when they do all their chores? Mooney.

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