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: #Laughs A gent spots a nice looking gal in a bar goes upand starts small talk.

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: #Laughs Do hamburgers make good vampires? No, because they always find themselves in ghoulash situations!

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: #Laughs A young peasant girl of fourteen went to work in a broom factory.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the boy who had to do a project on trains? He had to keep track of everything!

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: #Laughs A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter and orders ahamburger.The huge guy behind the counter bellows, "ONE BURGER!"The cook, who's even bigger, screams, "BUR-GER!"Whereupon he grabs a huge hunk of chopped meat, stuffs it inhis bare arm

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: #Laughs What happened when Dr Frankenstein swallowed some uranium? He got atomic ache.

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: #Laughs Why do so few men end up in Heaven? They never stop to ask directions.

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: #Laughs Q: How many French farmers does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Three.

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: #Laughs Teacher: In what part of the world are the people most ignorant ? Pupil: Hong Kong Teacher: Why do you say that ? Pupil: That's where the atlas says the population is most dense !

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: #Laughs "ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY"So what ? Who's in a hurry ?

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: #Laughs Why did the Irishman buy two tickets to the zoo? One to get in and one to get out.

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: #Laughs There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

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: #Laughs |A newfie wanted to learn how to sky dive.

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: #Laughs What was Camelot ? A place where people parked their camels !

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: #Laughs The Naming of JesusA group of biblical scholars were involved in a heated discussion about how Jesus of Nazareth was named.

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: #Laughs A warrant officer was crossing a road one-day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess".

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: #Laughs How do thunderstorms invest their money? -In a combination of liquid assets and frozen assets

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: #Laughs Yo mamas so fat it took me a bus and two trains just to get on her good side.

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: #Laughs What are the two greatest lies? "The check is in the mail," and "I promise I won't cum in your mouth."

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: #Laughs A couple of senior couples were strolling along, wives in front, husbands in back chatting.

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: #Laughs A gent spots a nice looking gal in a bar goes upand starts small talk.

: #Laughs Do hamburgers make good vampires? No, because they always find themselves in ghoulash situations!

: #Laughs A young peasant girl of fourteen went to work in a broom factory.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the boy who had to do a project on trains? He had to keep track of everything!

: #Laughs A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter and orders ahamburger.The huge guy behind the counter bellows, "ONE BURGER!"The cook, who's even bigger, screams, "BUR-GER!"Whereupon he grabs a huge hunk of chopped meat, stuffs it inhis bare arm

: #Laughs What happened when Dr Frankenstein swallowed some uranium? He got atomic ache.

: #Laughs Why do so few men end up in Heaven? They never stop to ask directions.

: #Laughs Q: How many French farmers does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Three.

: #Laughs Teacher: In what part of the world are the people most ignorant ? Pupil: Hong Kong Teacher: Why do you say that ? Pupil: That's where the atlas says the population is most dense !

: #Laughs "ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY"So what ? Who's in a hurry ?

: #Laughs Why did the Irishman buy two tickets to the zoo? One to get in and one to get out.

: #Laughs There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

: #Laughs |A newfie wanted to learn how to sky dive.

: #Laughs What was Camelot ? A place where people parked their camels !

: #Laughs The Naming of JesusA group of biblical scholars were involved in a heated discussion about how Jesus of Nazareth was named.

: #Laughs A warrant officer was crossing a road one-day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess".

: #Laughs How do thunderstorms invest their money? -In a combination of liquid assets and frozen assets

: #Laughs Yo mamas so fat it took me a bus and two trains just to get on her good side.

: #Laughs What are the two greatest lies? "The check is in the mail," and "I promise I won't cum in your mouth."

: #Laughs A couple of senior couples were strolling along, wives in front, husbands in back chatting.

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