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: #Laughs Men are like old car tires. Balding, full of hot air, and it never hurts to have a spare.

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: #Laughs Not an idiot, but plays one in his life.

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: #Laughs A man was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit hopping across the middle of the road.

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: #Laughs |What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?Morse toad!

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Bar-B-Q! Bar-B-Q who ? Bar-B-Q-t, but I think you're even cuter !

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: #Laughs Two guys were out hunting, but they weren't getting any ducks.

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: #Laughs Two story houseA man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce.The judge quietly reviews some papers and then says,"Please tell me why you are seeking a divorce.""Because," the man says,"I live in a two-story house."The Judge replies, "

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: #Laughs A scientist was successful in cloning himself, and was asked to speak at a national convention of cloning scientists.

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: #Laughs What did the Pharaohs use to keep their babies quiet? Egyptian dummies.

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: #Laughs After church on Sunday morning, a young boy suddenly announced to his mother, "Mom, I've decided I'm going to be a minister when I grow up.

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: #Laughs An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings on display at that time.

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: #Laughs You're so ugly, yo momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck just to get the dog to play with you.Yo momma's so fat that the last time that she wore a T-shirt with a X on it a helicopter tried to land on her.Your dog is so dumb that if you wer

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: #Laughs One day, a girl walked up to her mother and looked at her mother'shair and sadly said: "Why is some of your hair white mommy?"The mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turn white.

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: #Laughs An Avon lady was along in an elevator when she suddenly hadto fart.

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: #Laughs Q: If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? A: It might be your bicycle.

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: #Laughs What didn't Adam and Eve have that everyone else has? Parents.

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: #Laughs What's a rabbits' favorite movie? Rabbits of the Lost Ark.

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: #Laughs Q: What is the diffrence between a smart blonde and bigfoot? A: Bigfoot has been seen.

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: #Laughs |You automatically double-knot everything you tie.

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: #Laughs |Higgins lived in Staten Island, New York, and worked in Manhattan.

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: #Laughs Men are like old car tires. Balding, full of hot air, and it never hurts to have a spare.

: #Laughs Not an idiot, but plays one in his life.

: #Laughs A man was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit hopping across the middle of the road.

: #Laughs |What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?Morse toad!

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Bar-B-Q! Bar-B-Q who ? Bar-B-Q-t, but I think you're even cuter !

: #Laughs Two guys were out hunting, but they weren't getting any ducks.

: #Laughs Two story houseA man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce.The judge quietly reviews some papers and then says,"Please tell me why you are seeking a divorce.""Because," the man says,"I live in a two-story house."The Judge replies, "

: #Laughs A scientist was successful in cloning himself, and was asked to speak at a national convention of cloning scientists.

: #Laughs What did the Pharaohs use to keep their babies quiet? Egyptian dummies.

: #Laughs After church on Sunday morning, a young boy suddenly announced to his mother, "Mom, I've decided I'm going to be a minister when I grow up.

: #Laughs An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings on display at that time.

: #Laughs You're so ugly, yo momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck just to get the dog to play with you.Yo momma's so fat that the last time that she wore a T-shirt with a X on it a helicopter tried to land on her.Your dog is so dumb that if you wer

: #Laughs One day, a girl walked up to her mother and looked at her mother'shair and sadly said: "Why is some of your hair white mommy?"The mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turn white.

: #Laughs An Avon lady was along in an elevator when she suddenly hadto fart.

: #Laughs Q: If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? A: It might be your bicycle.

: #Laughs What didn't Adam and Eve have that everyone else has? Parents.

: #Laughs What's a rabbits' favorite movie? Rabbits of the Lost Ark.

: #Laughs Q: What is the diffrence between a smart blonde and bigfoot? A: Bigfoot has been seen.

: #Laughs |You automatically double-knot everything you tie.

: #Laughs |Higgins lived in Staten Island, New York, and worked in Manhattan.

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