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: #Laughs There was a farmer, sitting on the front porch of his house this one hotsummer day, when this kid comes walking down the road carrying a bigbundle of wire."Hey kid!" the farmer says.

: #Laughs Q: What do you do if you come across an elephant in the jungle?A: Wipe it off and say you're sorry.

: #Laughs A cop stops a man for running a stop sign and the subject gives the cop a lot of grief explaining that he did stop. After several minutes, the cop explained to the gentleman that he didn't stop, he just slowed down a little. The ge

: #Laughs Just as a surgeon was finishing up an operation and was about to close, the patient awakes, sits up, and demands to know what is going on."I'm about to close,' the surgeon says.The patient grabs the surgeon's hand and says, "I'm not going to let y

: #Laughs Policeman: Why were you speeding? Motorist: I was trying to get away from the crime scene.

: #Laughs A policeman pulled a blonde over after he/she'd been driving the wrong way on a one-way street. Cop: Do you know where you were going? Blonde: No, but wherever it is, it must be bad 'cause all the people were leaving.

: #Laughs What do you know when you see three rabbits walking down the street wearing tuxedos and top hats? You know you need a psychiatrist!

: #Laughs Clinton was asked who was a better lover: Monica Lewinsky or Paula Jones.His response: Paula was good, but no cigar.

: #Laughs 1.) Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.2.) If you have to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be "meeti
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