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: #Laughs Great Thinkers of Our Time?Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever,because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would liveforever, but we cannot live fore

: #Laughs Q: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in the voodoo or occult?A: We both do.Q: Voodoo?A: We do.Q: You do?A: Yes, voodoo.

: #Laughs Late one night a couple is driving down a country highway and run over an oppossum.Knowing that mother oppossums often carry babies in their pouch, they decide to check out this poor animal.

: #Laughs |Q: What looks like half a cat?A: The other half!Q: What was the name of the film about a killer lion that swam underwater?A: 'Claws.' Q: If a four-legged animal is a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped, What's a tiger?A: A stri-ped!Q: Wh

: #Laughs An old man and an old woman were sitting at the breakfasttable on the morning of their 50th wedding anniversary.

: #Laughs Why did Captain Kirk go into the ladies toilet ? To boldly go where no man has been before !

: #Laughs At the ripe old age of 77, grandpa had decided to marry a young girl of 20.Grandpa's doctor tried to explain that at his age sex with a young girlcould be dangerous, even fatal.

: #Laughs Q: What do you call a credit union volunteer in a room full of bank directors? A: A superior being.

: #Laughs It seems that two of the great Romantic British Poets, Shelly and Keats died on the same day.When they got to heaven St.

: #Laughs A little boy squirrel and a little girl squirrel were chattering and playing around when up comes a fox.

: #Laughs Little Boy: What will communism be like when perfected?His Father: Everyone will have what he needs.LB: But what if there is a shortage of meat?HF: There will be a sign in the butcher shop saying,"No one needs meat today."
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