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: #Laughs Did you ever see a country boy in New York whistle for a cab? He puts two fingers in his mouth and hollers, "Taxi!"

: #Laughs On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie wentstraight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year old grandmotherand comfort her.

: #Laughs Some professionsA psychologist is a man who watches everyone else when a beautiful girl enters the room.A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep.A schoolteacher is a disillusioned woman who used to think she liked children.A consultant

: #Laughs How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?

: #Laughs "Oh, Laura!" cried her neighbor, "I'm so very sorry to hear about the loss of your husband.

: #Laughs Why did the girl Gorilla, engaged to the invisible man, call off the wedding? Because in the last analysis she just couldn't see it!

: #Laughs Believe it or not, the following announcements actually appeared in various church bulletins.

: #Laughs Passing an office building late one night, a blonde saw a sign that said, "Press bell for night watchman."She did so, and after several minutes she heard the watchman clomping down the stairs.The uniformed man proceeded to unlock first one gate, t

: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? A: It only takes one nail to hang the picture.

: #Laughs |A small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand in a trial--a grandmotherly, elderly woman.

: #Laughs Why did you drop the baby? Well, Mrs Smith said he was a bonny bouncing baby, so I wanted to see if he did.

: #Laughs |When the groom asks the best man for the ring, he turns and nervously says he doesn't have it, who then turns to the next groomsman and asks the same question, and so on until the last person turns and grabs a giant box of Cracker Jacks that cont
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