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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar ? A sourpuss !

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: #Laughs What looks like half a cat ? The other half !

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: #Laughs If twenty dogs run after one cat, what time is it? Twenty after one.

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: #Laughs The Ten Commandments display was recently removed from the Alabama Supreme Court building.

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: #Laughs Why did the little pig hide the soap? He heard the farmer yell, "Hogwash!"

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: #Laughs Who writes all his plays on the Internet? Will-e.

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: #Laughs At a radiator shop (A-1 Radiator)"Best Place in Town to take a Leak"Sign over a gynecologist's office"Dr.

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: #Laughs How can you tell the difference between men's real gifts and their guilt gifts?Guilt gifts are nicer.

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: #Laughs Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates.

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: #Laughs A couple hobbled into a Washington (state) emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels.

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: #Laughs Fred: I'd love to be an actress.

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: #Laughs A man joins a big corporate empire as a trainee.On his very first day of work, he dials the pantry and shouts into the phone - "Get me a coffee, quickly!"The voice from the other side responded, "You fool you've dialed the wrong extension! Do you

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: #Laughs How can you shorten a bed? Don't sleep long in it.

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: #Laughs A guy walked into a bar and said "Beers for everyone, even you, Bartender." But when it was time to pay, the guy didn't have the money, so the bartender beat him up.

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: #Laughs |NO ZAMBODIANS, PLEASE: Judge Rules Out Prince Mongo's CostumeMEMPHIS, Tenn.

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: #Laughs What's a snakes favourite dance ? The mamba !

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: #Laughs "How did it happen?" the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he set the man's broken leg."Well, doc, 25 years ago...""Never mind the past! Tell me how you broke your leg this morning.""Like I was saying...

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: #Laughs A travel agent looked up from his desk to see an older lady and an older gentleman peering in the shop window at the posters showing the glamorous destinations around the world.

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: #Laughs How did Revlon come up with it's brunette hair color?By studying what oil spills did to seaweed.

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar ? A sourpuss !

: #Laughs What looks like half a cat ? The other half !

: #Laughs If twenty dogs run after one cat, what time is it? Twenty after one.

: #Laughs The Ten Commandments display was recently removed from the Alabama Supreme Court building.

: #Laughs Why did the little pig hide the soap? He heard the farmer yell, "Hogwash!"

: #Laughs Who writes all his plays on the Internet? Will-e.

: #Laughs At a radiator shop (A-1 Radiator)"Best Place in Town to take a Leak"Sign over a gynecologist's office"Dr.

: #Laughs How can you tell the difference between men's real gifts and their guilt gifts?Guilt gifts are nicer.

: #Laughs Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates.

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs A couple hobbled into a Washington (state) emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels.

: #Laughs Fred: I'd love to be an actress.

: #Laughs A man joins a big corporate empire as a trainee.On his very first day of work, he dials the pantry and shouts into the phone - "Get me a coffee, quickly!"The voice from the other side responded, "You fool you've dialed the wrong extension! Do you

: #Laughs How can you shorten a bed? Don't sleep long in it.

: #Laughs A guy walked into a bar and said "Beers for everyone, even you, Bartender." But when it was time to pay, the guy didn't have the money, so the bartender beat him up.

: #Laughs |NO ZAMBODIANS, PLEASE: Judge Rules Out Prince Mongo's CostumeMEMPHIS, Tenn.

: #Laughs What's a snakes favourite dance ? The mamba !

: #Laughs "How did it happen?" the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he set the man's broken leg."Well, doc, 25 years ago...""Never mind the past! Tell me how you broke your leg this morning.""Like I was saying...

: #Laughs A travel agent looked up from his desk to see an older lady and an older gentleman peering in the shop window at the posters showing the glamorous destinations around the world.

: #Laughs How did Revlon come up with it's brunette hair color?By studying what oil spills did to seaweed.

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