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: #Laughs Which goal keeper can jump higher than a crossbar? All of them, a crossbar can't jump!

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: #Laughs Two Canadian hunters were driving through the country to go bear hunting.

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: #Laughs "Finish your lima beans or you're not getting any heroin for dessert!""If you don't stop that this instant, I'll have Grandma perform another striptease for you.""If this plexiglass wasn't between us, I'd wash your mouth out with soap, young man."

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: #Laughs Moses, Jesus and an old man are golfing.

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: #Laughs What lives in gum trees ? Stick insects !

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: #Laughs What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant? An elephant who never forgets to eat his carrots.

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: #Laughs An army private went to see the Medical Captain for a new pair of glasses.

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: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

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: #Laughs What are the pigs warned to look out for in New York? Pigpockets.

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: #Laughs A new mortuary in a tough mill town decided to advertise in an unorthodox fashion, and so draped a banner on the front of their building that read:"Our Staff will stuff your Stiff."Not to be outdone, the madame across the street had her girls resp

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: #Laughs |Where do you get frogs eggs?At the spawn shop!

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: #Laughs |The ornaments would be large perfectly smooth and seamless black cubes.

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: #Laughs Why is the space between a woman's breasts and her hips called a waist? Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there.

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: #Laughs Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America? On their feet!

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: #Laughs Worried because they hadn't heard anything for days from the widow in the neighboring apartment, Mrs.

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: #Laughs What do you call it when cows do battle in outer space? Steer Wars.

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: #Laughs Q: What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?A: Frosted Flakes.

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: #Laughs A guy walks into a drugstore operated by a prudish woman.

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: #Laughs Q: What a BLONDE will ask the doctor, in the maternity ward? A: "Is it mine?"

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: #Laughs Which goal keeper can jump higher than a crossbar? All of them, a crossbar can't jump!

: #Laughs Two Canadian hunters were driving through the country to go bear hunting.

: #Laughs "Finish your lima beans or you're not getting any heroin for dessert!""If you don't stop that this instant, I'll have Grandma perform another striptease for you.""If this plexiglass wasn't between us, I'd wash your mouth out with soap, young man."

: #Laughs Moses, Jesus and an old man are golfing.

: #Laughs |1.

: #Laughs What lives in gum trees ? Stick insects !

: #Laughs What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant? An elephant who never forgets to eat his carrots.

: #Laughs An army private went to see the Medical Captain for a new pair of glasses.

: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

: #Laughs What are the pigs warned to look out for in New York? Pigpockets.

: #Laughs A new mortuary in a tough mill town decided to advertise in an unorthodox fashion, and so draped a banner on the front of their building that read:"Our Staff will stuff your Stiff."Not to be outdone, the madame across the street had her girls resp

: #Laughs |Where do you get frogs eggs?At the spawn shop!

: #Laughs |The ornaments would be large perfectly smooth and seamless black cubes.

: #Laughs Why is the space between a woman's breasts and her hips called a waist? Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there.

: #Laughs Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America? On their feet!

: #Laughs Worried because they hadn't heard anything for days from the widow in the neighboring apartment, Mrs.

: #Laughs What do you call it when cows do battle in outer space? Steer Wars.

: #Laughs Q: What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?A: Frosted Flakes.

: #Laughs A guy walks into a drugstore operated by a prudish woman.

: #Laughs Q: What a BLONDE will ask the doctor, in the maternity ward? A: "Is it mine?"

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