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: #Laughs 'William, I've been told that you have been fighting with the boys next door,' said mum. 'yes, but they're twins, so I wanted some way to tell the apart.'

: #Laughs After much discussion the scientific community decided to try to determine why the human penis was shaped the way it was.MIT allocated a budget of 0,000 and after 2 years research decided the the head of the penis was bigger than the shaft so t

: #Laughs A guy goes into a supermarket and buys: * one tin of beans * one bag of chips * one pack of burgers * one tub of ice cream * one cake * one case of beer * one pint of milk.He takes them over to the checkout, and the girl looks at what he has bough

: #Laughs Did you hear about the boy who wanted to run away to the circus ? He ended up in a flea circus !

: #Laughs There were three guys waiting for a bus on a bench when the first guy farts, 'WHOOOSSHHHHH....'No one brought attention to it.

: #Laughs Tech Support: "What does the screen say now."Person: "It says, 'Hit ENTER when ready'."Tech Support: "Well?"Person: "How do I know when it's ready?"

: #Laughs What is the difference between a Slut and a Bitch?A Slut sleeps with everyone, a bitch sleeps with everyone but you!

: #Laughs What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner? Thank you, I'll just have a slither.

: #Laughs Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.

: #Laughs On preparing to return home from an out of town trip,this man got a small puppy as a present for his son.Not having time to get the paper work to take the puppyonboard, the man just hid the pup down the front of hispants and snunk him onboard the

: #Laughs Joe still enjoyed chasing girls when he got to be 70.When his wife was asked if she minded, she answered, "Why should I be upset? Dogs chase cars, but they can't drive."

: #Laughs Driving to the office this morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Mustang doing 65 miles per hour with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner!I looked away for a couple se
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