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: #Laughs Why doesn't a dog ever have a nose 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.

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: #Laughs Jay: Does the Bible say that if you smoke you can't get to heaven? Ted: No, but the more you smoke the quicker you'll get there.

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: #Laughs Why do a married man and his single male friend envy each other?Each one thinks the other is having sex more often.

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: #Laughs Where do Russian cows come from? Moscow!

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: #Laughs The Diet BREAKFAST 1/2 grapefruit 1 slice whole wheat toast 8 oz glass skim milkLUNCH 4 oz lean broiled chicken breast 1 cup steamed zucchini 1 Oreo cookieMID-AFTERNOON SNACK rest of the pack

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: #Laughs The out-of-work newlywed took a temporary job as a vacuum cleaner salesman to make ends meet.

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: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a snake about to shed it's skin. Why don't you go behind the screen and slip into something more comfortable then!

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: #Laughs Two proctologists are discussing their most baffling cases.One proctologist tells the other one about the time he put his hand into a patient and pulled out a large bouquet of flowers.The other proctologist looked really amazed and asked, "Where d

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: #Laughs Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?Because the little propellers cost extra!

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: #Laughs |As we stood in formation at the Pensacola Naval Air Station, our Flight Instructor said, "All right! All you dummies fall out." As the rest of the squad wandered away, I remained at attention.

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: #Laughs What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month ? The letter "D" !

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: #Laughs What do ghosts use to phone home? A terror-phone.

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: #Laughs Waiter, my lunch is talking to me ! Well you did ask for a tongue sandwich !

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the race horse that was so late coming in? They had to pay the jockey overtime!

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: #Laughs Q: Why did the Davidians commit suicide? A: They were trying to keep up with the Joneses.

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: #Laughs |After many years of marriage, a husband has turned into a couch potato, became completely inattentive to his wife and sat guzzling beer and watching TV all day.

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: #Laughs Two chickens were talking and one chicken said to a the other chicken "who is your favorite music composer?"The second chicken responds "bach, bach, bach!"

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: #Laughs Tell them to talk VERY SLOWLY, because you want to write EVERY WORD down.

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: #Laughs Humankind's propensity for imposing anthropomorphic characteristics on inanimate objects has now reached computers.

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: #Laughs A woman had two female parrots who were always yelling, "We're prostitutes, wanna have a little fun?"She was talking to her Preacher one day about this.

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: #Laughs Why doesn't a dog ever have a nose 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.

: #Laughs Jay: Does the Bible say that if you smoke you can't get to heaven? Ted: No, but the more you smoke the quicker you'll get there.

: #Laughs Why do a married man and his single male friend envy each other?Each one thinks the other is having sex more often.

: #Laughs Where do Russian cows come from? Moscow!

: #Laughs The Diet BREAKFAST 1/2 grapefruit 1 slice whole wheat toast 8 oz glass skim milkLUNCH 4 oz lean broiled chicken breast 1 cup steamed zucchini 1 Oreo cookieMID-AFTERNOON SNACK rest of the pack

: #Laughs The out-of-work newlywed took a temporary job as a vacuum cleaner salesman to make ends meet.

: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a snake about to shed it's skin. Why don't you go behind the screen and slip into something more comfortable then!

: #Laughs Two proctologists are discussing their most baffling cases.One proctologist tells the other one about the time he put his hand into a patient and pulled out a large bouquet of flowers.The other proctologist looked really amazed and asked, "Where d

: #Laughs Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?Because the little propellers cost extra!

: #Laughs |As we stood in formation at the Pensacola Naval Air Station, our Flight Instructor said, "All right! All you dummies fall out." As the rest of the squad wandered away, I remained at attention.

: #Laughs What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month ? The letter "D" !

: #Laughs What do ghosts use to phone home? A terror-phone.

: #Laughs Waiter, my lunch is talking to me ! Well you did ask for a tongue sandwich !

: #Laughs Did you hear about the race horse that was so late coming in? They had to pay the jockey overtime!

: #Laughs Q: Why did the Davidians commit suicide? A: They were trying to keep up with the Joneses.

: #Laughs |After many years of marriage, a husband has turned into a couch potato, became completely inattentive to his wife and sat guzzling beer and watching TV all day.

: #Laughs Two chickens were talking and one chicken said to a the other chicken "who is your favorite music composer?"The second chicken responds "bach, bach, bach!"

: #Laughs Tell them to talk VERY SLOWLY, because you want to write EVERY WORD down.

: #Laughs Humankind's propensity for imposing anthropomorphic characteristics on inanimate objects has now reached computers.

: #Laughs A woman had two female parrots who were always yelling, "We're prostitutes, wanna have a little fun?"She was talking to her Preacher one day about this.

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