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: #Laughs Once some boys got together to play poker one night, after about 4 hours of playing, Tim had severe chest pains and suddenly slumped over, one of the gamblers who happened to be a doctor, examined him, and to everybodies shock, poor Tim had died o

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: #Laughs Q: Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN?A: Because she didn't know which one came first!Q: How can you confuse a blonde?A: Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.

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: #Laughs If the NSA made toasters...Your toaster would have a secret trap door that only theNSA could access in case they needed to get at your toastfor reasons of national security.

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: #Laughs What game do 18 dogs like to play during the summer? Woofleball

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: #Laughs MAKING COFFEE Making a cup of coffee is like making love to a beautiful woman.

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: #Laughs "Take the wheel, Harry!" said the nervous lady driver.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the war between Newfoundland and Nova Scotia?The Newfies were lobbing hand grenades; the Nova Scotians werepulling the pins and throwing them back.

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: #Laughs Attorney to witness: "What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke up that morning?"Witness: "Where am I Cathy?"Attorney: "And why did that upset you?"Witness: "Because my name is Susan."

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: #Laughs How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed ? You wake up wet !

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: #Laughs What did one amorous flea say to the other? I love you aw-flea.

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: #Laughs A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel fortheir 25th anniversary.

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: #Laughs "What's the biggest fish you ever caught?" "That would be the one that measured fourteen inches...." "That's not so big!" "Between the eyes?"

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: #Laughs In a small town in the US, there is a rather sizable factory that hires only married men.

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: #Laughs Your richest relative buys a new house and you have to help take the wheels off of it.

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: #Laughs The water-proof towelGlow in the dark sunglassesSolar powered flashlightsSubmarine screen doorsA book on how to readInflatable dart boardsA dictionary indexPowdered waterPedal powered wheel chairsWater proof tea bagsWatermelon seed sorterZero proo

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: #Laughs Did you here what Monica Lewinskys' mother said when she brought home herdress?What,doesn't the White House have any club soda?

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: #Laughs A couple of pigeons made a date to meet on the ledge outside the tenth floor of a skyscraper.

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: #Laughs "Excuse me," a young fellow said to an older librarian, "I've just moved here and I wonder if this town has any criminal lawyers." "Well," replied the librarian, "I have lived here all my life and all I can tell you is we are pretty

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: #Laughs What soft drink do pigs like best? Root beer.

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: #Laughs A priest was called away for an emergency.

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: #Laughs Once some boys got together to play poker one night, after about 4 hours of playing, Tim had severe chest pains and suddenly slumped over, one of the gamblers who happened to be a doctor, examined him, and to everybodies shock, poor Tim had died o

: #Laughs Q: Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN?A: Because she didn't know which one came first!Q: How can you confuse a blonde?A: Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.

: #Laughs If the NSA made toasters...Your toaster would have a secret trap door that only theNSA could access in case they needed to get at your toastfor reasons of national security.

: #Laughs What game do 18 dogs like to play during the summer? Woofleball

: #Laughs MAKING COFFEE Making a cup of coffee is like making love to a beautiful woman.

: #Laughs "Take the wheel, Harry!" said the nervous lady driver.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the war between Newfoundland and Nova Scotia?The Newfies were lobbing hand grenades; the Nova Scotians werepulling the pins and throwing them back.

: #Laughs Attorney to witness: "What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke up that morning?"Witness: "Where am I Cathy?"Attorney: "And why did that upset you?"Witness: "Because my name is Susan."

: #Laughs How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed ? You wake up wet !

: #Laughs What did one amorous flea say to the other? I love you aw-flea.

: #Laughs A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel fortheir 25th anniversary.

: #Laughs "What's the biggest fish you ever caught?" "That would be the one that measured fourteen inches...." "That's not so big!" "Between the eyes?"

: #Laughs In a small town in the US, there is a rather sizable factory that hires only married men.

: #Laughs Your richest relative buys a new house and you have to help take the wheels off of it.

: #Laughs The water-proof towelGlow in the dark sunglassesSolar powered flashlightsSubmarine screen doorsA book on how to readInflatable dart boardsA dictionary indexPowdered waterPedal powered wheel chairsWater proof tea bagsWatermelon seed sorterZero proo

: #Laughs Did you here what Monica Lewinskys' mother said when she brought home herdress?What,doesn't the White House have any club soda?

: #Laughs A couple of pigeons made a date to meet on the ledge outside the tenth floor of a skyscraper.

: #Laughs "Excuse me," a young fellow said to an older librarian, "I've just moved here and I wonder if this town has any criminal lawyers." "Well," replied the librarian, "I have lived here all my life and all I can tell you is we are pretty

: #Laughs What soft drink do pigs like best? Root beer.

: #Laughs A priest was called away for an emergency.

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