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: #Laughs The Reverend Francis Norton woke up Sunday morning and realizing it was an exceptionally beautiful and sunny early spring day, decided he just had to play golf.

: #Laughs 1st Witch: What's your new boyfriend like ? 2nd Witch: He's mean, nasty, ugly, smelly and totally evil - but he has some bad points too !

: #Laughs Did you know that the night Santa first met his futurewife he uttered the now famous words: "Yes, that is a candy cane in my pocket, and I am glad to meet you."

: #Laughs Q: What is the difference between a banjo and a South American Macaw? A: One is loud, obnoxious and noisy; the other is a bird.

: #Laughs INTERVIEWER to job applicant: "Do you think you could come up with any reason you want this job other than your parents want you out of their house?"

: #Laughs What's long and hard and a Polish man gives it to his bride on their wedding night?A last name.

: #Laughs |Why did the elephant walk on two feet?To give the ants a chance!Why do elephants have trunks?Because they've no pockets to put things in!Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain?To stop getting wet!What do elephants do in the e

: #Laughs A drunk staggered into a cemetery and fell into a freshly dug grave.Pretty soon a second drunk staggered by.

: #Laughs |When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation said she was a schoolteacher.

: #Laughs YOUR MOMS HOUSE IS SO POOR I WENT TO KNOCK ON HER DOOR AND A ROACH TRIPPED ME AND A RAT TOOK MY WALET

: #Laughs A woman checked in at the pearly gates and asked to join her former husband, Walter Smith.

: #Laughs A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table watching a little show.
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