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: #Laughs The drunken wino was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said, "I've got to take you in, sir.

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: #Laughs A Indian boy goes to his mother one day with a puzzled look on his face."Say Mom, why is my bigger brother named Mighty Storm"?"Because he was conceived during a mighty storm", she said.Then he asked "Why is my sister named Cornflower"?"Well your

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: #Laughs Blonde #1: Have you ever read Shakespeare?"Blonde #2: No, who wrote it?"

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: #Laughs Q: Why does a viola burn longer than a violin? A: It is usually still in the case.

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: #Laughs The IRS announced that obese Americans are entitled to certain tax breaks.

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: #Laughs A Polak, a black guy, and a white guy were driving through the desert when they suddenly ran out of gas.

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: #Laughs A pirate was talking to a "land-lubber" in a bar.

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: #Laughs Bob joins a very exclusive nudist colony.

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: #Laughs What does Bill say to prospective interns?"Haven't I cum across your face before?"

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: #Laughs What did the aardvark say when he lost the race to the ant? If you can't beat 'em, eat 'em!

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: #Laughs The Origin of ChapstickThe old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day.

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: #Laughs What sort of an act do you do? I bend over backwards and pick up a handkerchief with my teeth. Anything else? Then I bend over backwards and pick up my teeth.

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: #Laughs Doctor, doctor my baby's swallowed a bullet Well don't point him at anyone until I get there!

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: #Laughs 10.

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: #Laughs I'd like a new frog, please.

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: #Laughs Walkin' Round in Women's Underwear(to be sung to "Walkin' in a Winter Wonderland")Lacy things - the wife is missin,Didn't ask - her permission,I'm wearin' her clothes,Her silk pantyhose,Walkin' round in women's underwear.In the store - there's a t

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: #Laughs Short-sighted sarge: "Attention! You also, you little one in the back row with the red cap!" "But sarge, that's a hydrant!" Sarge:"Anyway, in this place academics have to obey as well."

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: #Laughs I spent the whole evening knotsurfing! Don't you mean netsurfing? No, everyone was complaining because I tied the computer up for ages!

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: #Laughs Which big cat should you never play cards with ? A cheetah !

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: #Laughs Two little kids, aged six and eight, decide it's time to learn how to swear.

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: #Laughs The drunken wino was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said, "I've got to take you in, sir.

: #Laughs A Indian boy goes to his mother one day with a puzzled look on his face."Say Mom, why is my bigger brother named Mighty Storm"?"Because he was conceived during a mighty storm", she said.Then he asked "Why is my sister named Cornflower"?"Well your

: #Laughs Blonde #1: Have you ever read Shakespeare?"Blonde #2: No, who wrote it?"

: #Laughs Q: Why does a viola burn longer than a violin? A: It is usually still in the case.

: #Laughs The IRS announced that obese Americans are entitled to certain tax breaks.

: #Laughs A Polak, a black guy, and a white guy were driving through the desert when they suddenly ran out of gas.

: #Laughs A pirate was talking to a "land-lubber" in a bar.

: #Laughs Bob joins a very exclusive nudist colony.

: #Laughs What does Bill say to prospective interns?"Haven't I cum across your face before?"

: #Laughs What did the aardvark say when he lost the race to the ant? If you can't beat 'em, eat 'em!

: #Laughs The Origin of ChapstickThe old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day.

: #Laughs What sort of an act do you do? I bend over backwards and pick up a handkerchief with my teeth. Anything else? Then I bend over backwards and pick up my teeth.

: #Laughs Doctor, doctor my baby's swallowed a bullet Well don't point him at anyone until I get there!

: #Laughs 10.

: #Laughs I'd like a new frog, please.

: #Laughs Walkin' Round in Women's Underwear(to be sung to "Walkin' in a Winter Wonderland")Lacy things - the wife is missin,Didn't ask - her permission,I'm wearin' her clothes,Her silk pantyhose,Walkin' round in women's underwear.In the store - there's a t

: #Laughs Short-sighted sarge: "Attention! You also, you little one in the back row with the red cap!" "But sarge, that's a hydrant!" Sarge:"Anyway, in this place academics have to obey as well."

: #Laughs I spent the whole evening knotsurfing! Don't you mean netsurfing? No, everyone was complaining because I tied the computer up for ages!

: #Laughs Which big cat should you never play cards with ? A cheetah !

: #Laughs Two little kids, aged six and eight, decide it's time to learn how to swear.

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