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: #Laughs Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game," when we are already there?Why do your feet smell and your nose runs?Why do you need an appointment to see a psychic...shouldn't they already kn

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: #Laughs Forrest Gump - Life is like a Box of chocolates...Forrest Dahmer - People are like a box of chocolate, YUM!Forrest (Homer)Simpson - Mmmmm, chocolateForrest the Hun - Chocolate all mine!Forrest Simmons - Chocolate is bad!, EXERCISE EXERCISE!Forrest

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: #Laughs A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner.The attorney asks, "Before you signed thedeath certificate had you taken the man's pulse?" The coroner says, "No." The attorney then asks, "Did you listen for a heart beat?" "No." "So when you sig

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: #Laughs Q: How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Bach ! Bach who ? Bach to work!

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: #Laughs Yo mama so poor I stepped in her house and I was in the backyard.

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: #Laughs |It's the day before Thanksgiving, and the butcher is just locking up when a man begins pounding on the front door."Please let me in," says the man desperately.

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: #Laughs And what's your name?" the secretary asked the next new boy.

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: #Laughs A blonde guy was sitting in a bar when he spots a very pretty young woman.

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: #Laughs A blonde, brunette and a redhead were all in a swimming race.

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: #Laughs |Two prisoners are talking about their crimes:George: "I robbed a bank, and they gave me 20 years"Herman: "Hmm.

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: #Laughs WARNING! PLEASE READ IMMEDIATELY! THIS IS SERIOUS! If you get an envelope from a company called the Internal Revenue Service," DO NOT OPEN IT! This group operates a scam around this time every year.

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: #Laughs What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in ayear, twice in a week, but never in a day?The letter "E"Sent by T.

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: #Laughs Should you have any questions during the exam,just raise your hand.

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: #Laughs Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical, only to find outthat she's pregnant! She is furious.

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: #Laughs How do you catch a polar bear?Answer: First, you cut a large, round hole in the ice.

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: #Laughs The Seven Most Important Men in a Woman's LifeThe Doctor - who tells her to "take off all her clothes." The Dentist - who tells her to "open wide." The Milkman - who asks her "do you want it in the front or the back?" The Hairdresser - who asks he

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: #Laughs Have you heard that all the buses and trains are stopping today? No.

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: #Laughs Fred: We had a burglary last night, and they took everything except the soap and towels.

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: #Laughs What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster? HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER.

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: #Laughs Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game," when we are already there?Why do your feet smell and your nose runs?Why do you need an appointment to see a psychic...shouldn't they already kn

: #Laughs Forrest Gump - Life is like a Box of chocolates...Forrest Dahmer - People are like a box of chocolate, YUM!Forrest (Homer)Simpson - Mmmmm, chocolateForrest the Hun - Chocolate all mine!Forrest Simmons - Chocolate is bad!, EXERCISE EXERCISE!Forrest

: #Laughs A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner.The attorney asks, "Before you signed thedeath certificate had you taken the man's pulse?" The coroner says, "No." The attorney then asks, "Did you listen for a heart beat?" "No." "So when you sig

: #Laughs Q: How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Bach ! Bach who ? Bach to work!

: #Laughs Yo mama so poor I stepped in her house and I was in the backyard.

: #Laughs |It's the day before Thanksgiving, and the butcher is just locking up when a man begins pounding on the front door."Please let me in," says the man desperately.

: #Laughs And what's your name?" the secretary asked the next new boy.

: #Laughs A blonde guy was sitting in a bar when he spots a very pretty young woman.

: #Laughs A blonde, brunette and a redhead were all in a swimming race.

: #Laughs |Two prisoners are talking about their crimes:George: "I robbed a bank, and they gave me 20 years"Herman: "Hmm.

: #Laughs WARNING! PLEASE READ IMMEDIATELY! THIS IS SERIOUS! If you get an envelope from a company called the Internal Revenue Service," DO NOT OPEN IT! This group operates a scam around this time every year.

: #Laughs What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in ayear, twice in a week, but never in a day?The letter "E"Sent by T.

: #Laughs Should you have any questions during the exam,just raise your hand.

: #Laughs Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical, only to find outthat she's pregnant! She is furious.

: #Laughs How do you catch a polar bear?Answer: First, you cut a large, round hole in the ice.

: #Laughs The Seven Most Important Men in a Woman's LifeThe Doctor - who tells her to "take off all her clothes." The Dentist - who tells her to "open wide." The Milkman - who asks her "do you want it in the front or the back?" The Hairdresser - who asks he

: #Laughs Have you heard that all the buses and trains are stopping today? No.

: #Laughs Fred: We had a burglary last night, and they took everything except the soap and towels.

: #Laughs What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster? HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER.

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