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: #Laughs This male prostitute contracted syphilis.He did okay for a while, but then his business dropped off.

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: #Laughs This bloke went into a nightclub and saw a gorgeous honey sitting by herself at the bar, he asked her to dance.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Coffin ! Coffin who ? Coffin and spluttering !

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: #Laughs Men are like...Men are like animals: messy, insensitive andpotentially violent, but they make great pets.

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: #Laughs Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours?A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper.

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: #Laughs I got a letter from my sister.

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: #Laughs What do computers eat when they get hungry? Chips.

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: #Laughs So these three people are hiking in a forest, and all of a sudden these headhunters catch them and bring the hikers to the head headhunter.The head headhunter says "If you want to live you must complete some tasks.

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog ? A croaker spaniel !

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: #Laughs A new bellringer was needed for Notre Dame Cathedral to replace Quasimoto, the hunchback.

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: #Laughs Why aren't you doing very well in history? Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!

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: #Laughs A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain."I would like to buy this TV," she told the salesman."Sorry we don't sell to blondes," he replied.She hurried home, dyed her hair, came back again and told thesalesman, "I would like to

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: #Laughs |What did the footballer say when he accidentally burped during a game?Sorry, it was a freak hic! Why are football grounds odd?Because you can sit in the stands but can't stand in the sits! What do you get if you drop a piano on a team's defence?A

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: #Laughs This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your human when he does not behave well.

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: #Laughs The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day.

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: #Laughs A henpecked husband was advised by a psychiatrist to assert himself.

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: #Laughs At the airport for a business trip, I settled down to wait for the boarding announcement at Gate 35.

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: #Laughs At least now, Mr.

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: #Laughs Day1:A blonde comes home from school and says to her mum,"We learned how to count up to 5 today mummy.

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: #Laughs A psychiatrist, who was just starting out, advertised his clinic as follows: "Satisfaction guaranteed or your mania back!"

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: #Laughs This male prostitute contracted syphilis.He did okay for a while, but then his business dropped off.

: #Laughs This bloke went into a nightclub and saw a gorgeous honey sitting by herself at the bar, he asked her to dance.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Coffin ! Coffin who ? Coffin and spluttering !

: #Laughs Men are like...Men are like animals: messy, insensitive andpotentially violent, but they make great pets.

: #Laughs Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours?A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper.

: #Laughs I got a letter from my sister.

: #Laughs What do computers eat when they get hungry? Chips.

: #Laughs So these three people are hiking in a forest, and all of a sudden these headhunters catch them and bring the hikers to the head headhunter.The head headhunter says "If you want to live you must complete some tasks.

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog ? A croaker spaniel !

: #Laughs A new bellringer was needed for Notre Dame Cathedral to replace Quasimoto, the hunchback.

: #Laughs Why aren't you doing very well in history? Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!

: #Laughs A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain."I would like to buy this TV," she told the salesman."Sorry we don't sell to blondes," he replied.She hurried home, dyed her hair, came back again and told thesalesman, "I would like to

: #Laughs |What did the footballer say when he accidentally burped during a game?Sorry, it was a freak hic! Why are football grounds odd?Because you can sit in the stands but can't stand in the sits! What do you get if you drop a piano on a team's defence?A

: #Laughs This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your human when he does not behave well.

: #Laughs The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day.

: #Laughs A henpecked husband was advised by a psychiatrist to assert himself.

: #Laughs At the airport for a business trip, I settled down to wait for the boarding announcement at Gate 35.

: #Laughs At least now, Mr.

: #Laughs Day1:A blonde comes home from school and says to her mum,"We learned how to count up to 5 today mummy.

: #Laughs A psychiatrist, who was just starting out, advertised his clinic as follows: "Satisfaction guaranteed or your mania back!"

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