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: #Laughs Which is the only day you are safe in a cannibal village? Sitterdays (when they eat the baby-sitter instead).

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: #Laughs Two girls were roommates.One evening, Millie came running in, shedding clothes on the way to the bathroom.She yelled, "Hurry up Tillie, get ready for our date!"Tillie didn't know anything about the date and said so.Millie explained that she'd met

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: #Laughs A couple took their young son to the circus and when the elephants appeared, the boy seemed very intrigued by them.

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: #Laughs Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

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: #Laughs Before performing a baptism, the priest approached the young father and said solemnly, "Baptism is a serious step.

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: #Laughs Little Johnny has to stay at Grandma's for the weekend.

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: #Laughs What do you call an honest lawyer? An oxymoron.

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: #Laughs A little boy came running into the kitchen.

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: #Laughs Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget the health food.

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: #Laughs A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday.

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: #Laughs |There's a five pound note on the floor.

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: #Laughs What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long? A runny bunny.

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: #Laughs Q: How did a blind woman pierce her ear? A: Answering the stapler.

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: #Laughs |What does a man consider a seven course meal?A hot dog and a six pack of beer!

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: #Laughs What does a cannibal call a skateboarder? Meals on wheels.

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: #Laughs |A burglar has just made it into the house he's intending ransacking, and he's looking around for stuff to steal.

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: #Laughs How do you know you're leading a sad life? When a nymphomaniac tells you, "Let's just be friends."

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: #Laughs Pupil (on phone) : My son has a bad cold and won't be able to come to school today. School Secretary: Who is this? Pupil: This is my father speaking!

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: #Laughs How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp? Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.

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: #Laughs You Might be a Marine Wife if: 1.

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: #Laughs Which is the only day you are safe in a cannibal village? Sitterdays (when they eat the baby-sitter instead).

: #Laughs Two girls were roommates.One evening, Millie came running in, shedding clothes on the way to the bathroom.She yelled, "Hurry up Tillie, get ready for our date!"Tillie didn't know anything about the date and said so.Millie explained that she'd met

: #Laughs A couple took their young son to the circus and when the elephants appeared, the boy seemed very intrigued by them.

: #Laughs Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

: #Laughs Before performing a baptism, the priest approached the young father and said solemnly, "Baptism is a serious step.

: #Laughs Little Johnny has to stay at Grandma's for the weekend.

: #Laughs What do you call an honest lawyer? An oxymoron.

: #Laughs A little boy came running into the kitchen.

: #Laughs Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget the health food.

: #Laughs A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday.

: #Laughs |There's a five pound note on the floor.

: #Laughs What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long? A runny bunny.

: #Laughs Q: How did a blind woman pierce her ear? A: Answering the stapler.

: #Laughs |What does a man consider a seven course meal?A hot dog and a six pack of beer!

: #Laughs What does a cannibal call a skateboarder? Meals on wheels.

: #Laughs |A burglar has just made it into the house he's intending ransacking, and he's looking around for stuff to steal.

: #Laughs How do you know you're leading a sad life? When a nymphomaniac tells you, "Let's just be friends."

: #Laughs Pupil (on phone) : My son has a bad cold and won't be able to come to school today. School Secretary: Who is this? Pupil: This is my father speaking!

: #Laughs How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp? Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.

: #Laughs You Might be a Marine Wife if: 1.

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