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: #Laughs DANGER: new viruses discovered!:Congressional Virus v2.0 : Runs every program on the hard drive simultaneously, but doesn't allow the user to accomplish anything.Tipper Gore Virus : When you attempt to play any sound file, it pops up a warning win

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: #Laughs One Day Stupid, Trouble, and Shut Up were driving along in their car when Trouble suddenly hurled himself out of the window. Well, Stupid and Shut Up did not know what to do so they went to the police station.

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: #Laughs Now do you save a man from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

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: #Laughs |Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To get away from the bassoon recital.Q: Why is a bassoon better than an oboe? A: The bassoon burns longer.

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: #Laughs A young man who was also an avid golfer found himself with a few hours to spare one afternoon.

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: #Laughs |How do we know that insects are so clever?Because they always know when your eating outside!

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the granny who plugged her electric blanket into the toaster by mistake? She spent the night popping out of bed.

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: #Laughs What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film? Stop playing it cagey!

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: #Laughs Q: Why are there no ice cubes in the blonde's freezer? A: She forgot the recipe.

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: #Laughs FIRST MONSTER: I fancy eating the city of Hong Kong tonight.

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: #Laughs The headwaiter of an elegant restaurant recoiled in disgust as a man in boots, torn jeans and a leather jacket approached him.

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: #Laughs A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead were standing in a line before a firing squad.

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: #Laughs What do snakes write on the bottom of their letters? With love and hisses.

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: #Laughs Why did the little pig try to join the Navy? He loved to sing, "Oinkers Aweight"

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: #Laughs What was the name of the film about a killer lion that swam underwater ? 'Claws.'

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: #Laughs A Frenchman was arrested and charged with having sex with a dead woman.

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: #Laughs Life Will Not Be Like Star Trek-----------------------------------------There are so many Star Trek(tm) spin-offs that it is easy to fool yourself into thinking that the Star Trek vision is an accurate vision of the future.

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: #Laughs What is a dog's favourite sport ? Formula 1 drooling !

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: #Laughs Janet came home from school and asked her mother if the aerosol spray in the kitchen was hair lacquer.

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: #Laughs DANGER: new viruses discovered!:Congressional Virus v2.0 : Runs every program on the hard drive simultaneously, but doesn't allow the user to accomplish anything.Tipper Gore Virus : When you attempt to play any sound file, it pops up a warning win

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: #Laughs One Day Stupid, Trouble, and Shut Up were driving along in their car when Trouble suddenly hurled himself out of the window. Well, Stupid and Shut Up did not know what to do so they went to the police station.

: #Laughs Now do you save a man from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

: #Laughs |Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To get away from the bassoon recital.Q: Why is a bassoon better than an oboe? A: The bassoon burns longer.

: #Laughs A young man who was also an avid golfer found himself with a few hours to spare one afternoon.

: #Laughs |How do we know that insects are so clever?Because they always know when your eating outside!

: #Laughs Did you hear about the granny who plugged her electric blanket into the toaster by mistake? She spent the night popping out of bed.

: #Laughs What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film? Stop playing it cagey!

: #Laughs Q: Why are there no ice cubes in the blonde's freezer? A: She forgot the recipe.

: #Laughs FIRST MONSTER: I fancy eating the city of Hong Kong tonight.

: #Laughs The headwaiter of an elegant restaurant recoiled in disgust as a man in boots, torn jeans and a leather jacket approached him.

: #Laughs A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead were standing in a line before a firing squad.

: #Laughs What do snakes write on the bottom of their letters? With love and hisses.

: #Laughs Why did the little pig try to join the Navy? He loved to sing, "Oinkers Aweight"

: #Laughs What was the name of the film about a killer lion that swam underwater ? 'Claws.'

: #Laughs A Frenchman was arrested and charged with having sex with a dead woman.

: #Laughs Life Will Not Be Like Star Trek-----------------------------------------There are so many Star Trek(tm) spin-offs that it is easy to fool yourself into thinking that the Star Trek vision is an accurate vision of the future.

: #Laughs What is a dog's favourite sport ? Formula 1 drooling !

: #Laughs Janet came home from school and asked her mother if the aerosol spray in the kitchen was hair lacquer.

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