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: #Laughs What is a dyslexic agnostic insomniac?Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.

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: #Laughs What do you get when you cut a banana in two?A BANANA SPLIT!

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: #Laughs A physician claims these are actual comments from his patients made while he was performing colonoscopies: 1.

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: #Laughs New University Promos It was clear that one day the Ivy League would grow desperate.

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: #Laughs The modest man is in the hospital for a series of test.

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: #Laughs A guy driving a truck in the middle of nowhere picks up a hitch-hiker. It gets dark and the hitch-hiker falls asleep.

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: #Laughs What's the difference between a schoolteacher and a train driver? A schoolteacher says, "Spit out that toffee" and a train says, "Choo, choo."

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: #Laughs An American tourist went into a restaurant in a Spanish provincial city for dinner, and asked to be served the specialty of the house.

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: #Laughs "How come you're only watering half your lawn?" a perplexed tourist asked a Richmond resident.

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: #Laughs Two elderly Southern women are sitting on the veranda sipping lemonade and reminiscing about old times. One says to the other, "Darling, do you remember the minuet?" The other replies, "Sweetheart, I can't even remember the ones I

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: #Laughs Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar on the top of their head? A: All you can eat, under a buck.

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: #Laughs A man walks into a shoe store...

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: #Laughs Why do actors like snooker halls? Because that's where they get their best cues.

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: #Laughs Saint Peter was manning the Pearly Gates when forty people from New York City showed up.

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: #Laughs Where do Eskimos train their dogs ? In the mush room !

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: #Laughs All of a sudden, the wife smacks her husband.

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: #Laughs Teacher: Who was the first woman on earth? Fred: I don't know, Sir.

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: #Laughs I hear you've been tracing your ancestors on the internet... Yes - and it's a mammoth task!

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: #Laughs Father: What did you learn in school today ? Son: That three and three are seven. Father: Three and three are six ! Son: I guess I didn't learn anything today then !

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: #Laughs A LITTLE SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT:Assume you drive your car at light speed.

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: #Laughs What is a dyslexic agnostic insomniac?Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.

: #Laughs What do you get when you cut a banana in two?A BANANA SPLIT!

: #Laughs A physician claims these are actual comments from his patients made while he was performing colonoscopies: 1.

: #Laughs New University Promos It was clear that one day the Ivy League would grow desperate.

: #Laughs The modest man is in the hospital for a series of test.

: #Laughs A guy driving a truck in the middle of nowhere picks up a hitch-hiker. It gets dark and the hitch-hiker falls asleep.

: #Laughs What's the difference between a schoolteacher and a train driver? A schoolteacher says, "Spit out that toffee" and a train says, "Choo, choo."

: #Laughs An American tourist went into a restaurant in a Spanish provincial city for dinner, and asked to be served the specialty of the house.

: #Laughs "How come you're only watering half your lawn?" a perplexed tourist asked a Richmond resident.

: #Laughs Two elderly Southern women are sitting on the veranda sipping lemonade and reminiscing about old times. One says to the other, "Darling, do you remember the minuet?" The other replies, "Sweetheart, I can't even remember the ones I

: #Laughs Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar on the top of their head? A: All you can eat, under a buck.

: #Laughs A man walks into a shoe store...

: #Laughs Why do actors like snooker halls? Because that's where they get their best cues.

: #Laughs Saint Peter was manning the Pearly Gates when forty people from New York City showed up.

: #Laughs Where do Eskimos train their dogs ? In the mush room !

: #Laughs All of a sudden, the wife smacks her husband.

: #Laughs Teacher: Who was the first woman on earth? Fred: I don't know, Sir.

: #Laughs I hear you've been tracing your ancestors on the internet... Yes - and it's a mammoth task!

: #Laughs Father: What did you learn in school today ? Son: That three and three are seven. Father: Three and three are six ! Son: I guess I didn't learn anything today then !

: #Laughs A LITTLE SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT:Assume you drive your car at light speed.

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