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: #Laughs Q: Do you know why the new football stadium they built in Warsaw could not be used? A: No matter where you sat you were behind a Pole.

: #Laughs Speaking of divorce (I was), this woman petitions the court for a divorce on the grounds that her husband "beats her." The Judge, wanting every detail asked how often it was he beat the woman.

: #Laughs A University had advertised for two biologists to help in their mammalogy department, specifically with a group of captive grizzly bears.

: #Laughs Baby Rabbit: Mommy, where did I come from? Mother Rabbit: I'll tell you when you're older.

: #Laughs How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? One, but he must consult the DSM-IV.

: #Laughs Q: Why should you keep a blonde on the job 7 days a week? A: So you don't have to retrain them every Monday.

: #Laughs An eighty year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to go to their doctor to make sure nothing was wrong with them.

: #Laughs A small boy is sent to bed by his father... [Five minutes later] "Da-ad..." "What?" "I'm thirsty.

: #Laughs A musician calls the orchestra office, asks for the conductor, and is told that he is dead. The musician calls back 25 times more and gets the same message from receptionist. She asks why he keeps calling.

: #Laughs How is being at the singles bar different from being at the circus?At the circus the clowns don't talk...
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