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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs A very tall monster with several arms and legs, all of different lengths, went into a tailor's shop. 'I'd like to see a suit that will fit me,' he told the tailor. 'So would I, sir,' said the tailor.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs |'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house Not a creature was stirring, except father's mouse.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs How does a Russian commit suicide? He smells his armpit How does an American commit suicide? He tells this joke to a Russian.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs A teacher was working with a group of children, trying to broaden their horizons through sensory perception.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs How can you tell if a blonde is a redneck?If she can chew tobacco and suck dick at thesame time and still know which one to spit out.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm invisible Who said that?

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs The little rascals were in class and the teacher was giving them a vocabulary lesson.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Bad timing for an excuse Teacher: Why were you late? Pupil: Sorry, teacher, I overslept. Teacher: It's three in the afternoon!

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs How can you double your money? Look at it in a mirror.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the living room.She heard the train stop and her son said, "All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop!

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs What is a snowman's favorite book ? War and Frozen Peas !

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Little Johnny came running into the house and asked,"Mommy, can little girls have babies?""No", said his mom, "of course not."Little Johnny then ran back outside and his mom heard him yell to hisfriends, "It's okay, we can play that game again!"

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs A visitor, returning to Kuwait for the first time since the Gulf War, was impressed by a sociological change.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Definition of Divorce: The future tense of marriage.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Old-fashioned Zachary approached Lureen's father, intent upon asking him for her hand in marriage.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs A guy walked into a bar and said "Beers for everyone, even you, Bartender." But when it was time to pay, the guy didn't have the money, so the bartender beat him up.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs A customer was sitting in a bar having a few drinks when he noticed a tiny little spot on the wall that seemed to be moving.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Definition of ProgrammerProgrammer:A person who passes as an exacting expert on the basis of being able to turn out, after innumberable poundings, an infinite series of incomprehensive answers calculated with micrometric precisions from vague assu

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Martin had just received his brand new drivers license.

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