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: #Laughs I tried phone sex once, but the holes were too small.

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: #Laughs "Hard drive" -- Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires and pulling a trailer load of fertilizer."Keyboard" ---- Place to hang your truck keys."Window" ------ Place in the truck to hang your guns."Floppy" ------ When you run out of P

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: #Laughs The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he preached, he moved briskly about the platform, jerking the mike cord as he went.

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: #Laughs Giuseppi walks into work, and he says, "Ey, Tony! You know who's-a George Washington?"Tony says, "No, Giuseppi, who's-a George Washington?"He says, "Hah! George-a Washington's the first-a President of-a United States.

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: #Laughs Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America? On their feet!

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: #Laughs Q: Why did the Navy switch to liquid soap?A: It's harder to pick up.

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: #Laughs Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH? A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.

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: #Laughs In the dead of summer a fly was resting on a leaf beside a lake.

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: #Laughs What did the bird say when his cage fell apart?Answer: Cheap-Cheap

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: #Laughs Grow your own dope! Plant a blonde!

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: #Laughs President Bill Clinton called Chretien with an emergency: Our largest condom factory has exploded!" the American President cried, "My people's favorite form of birth control! This is a true disaster!""Bill, da Canadian pipple would be 'appy to do

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: #Laughs TOP 10 REJECTION LINES GIVEN BY WOMEN (and what they actually mean)10.

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: #Laughs When it comes to human sexuality, men are like microwave ovens and women are crockpots.

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: #Laughs Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?When it's time to go back to childhood, he's already there.

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: #Laughs After a minor mathematical error on a routine report, a worker's boss tried to belittle him in front of his peers.

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: #Laughs How do you separate the Greek boys from the Greek men at a Greek BBQ?With a Crowbar!!!!!

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: #Laughs A Blind Mans Sport A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting.

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: #Laughs What do you call a mother cow that lost her calf?"Decafinated"

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: #Laughs The Reverend Francis Norton woke up Sunday morning and realizing it was an exceptionally beautiful and sunny early spring day, decided he just had to play golf.

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: #Laughs I tried phone sex once, but the holes were too small.

: #Laughs "Hard drive" -- Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires and pulling a trailer load of fertilizer."Keyboard" ---- Place to hang your truck keys."Window" ------ Place in the truck to hang your guns."Floppy" ------ When you run out of P

: #Laughs The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he preached, he moved briskly about the platform, jerking the mike cord as he went.

: #Laughs Giuseppi walks into work, and he says, "Ey, Tony! You know who's-a George Washington?"Tony says, "No, Giuseppi, who's-a George Washington?"He says, "Hah! George-a Washington's the first-a President of-a United States.

: #Laughs Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America? On their feet!

: #Laughs Q: Why did the Navy switch to liquid soap?A: It's harder to pick up.

: #Laughs Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH? A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.

: #Laughs In the dead of summer a fly was resting on a leaf beside a lake.

: #Laughs What did the bird say when his cage fell apart?Answer: Cheap-Cheap

: #Laughs Grow your own dope! Plant a blonde!

: #Laughs President Bill Clinton called Chretien with an emergency: Our largest condom factory has exploded!" the American President cried, "My people's favorite form of birth control! This is a true disaster!""Bill, da Canadian pipple would be 'appy to do

: #Laughs TOP 10 REJECTION LINES GIVEN BY WOMEN (and what they actually mean)10.

: #Laughs When it comes to human sexuality, men are like microwave ovens and women are crockpots.

: #Laughs Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?When it's time to go back to childhood, he's already there.

: #Laughs After a minor mathematical error on a routine report, a worker's boss tried to belittle him in front of his peers.

: #Laughs How do you separate the Greek boys from the Greek men at a Greek BBQ?With a Crowbar!!!!!

: #Laughs A Blind Mans Sport A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting.

: #Laughs What do you call a mother cow that lost her calf?"Decafinated"

: #Laughs The Reverend Francis Norton woke up Sunday morning and realizing it was an exceptionally beautiful and sunny early spring day, decided he just had to play golf.

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