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: #Laughs Principal: Do you do your homework? Kid: Now & Then Principal: Where do you do it? Kid: Here & There Principal: Put him in the closet!!! Kid: Hey, When will I get out? Principal: Oh, sooner or later

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: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

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: #Laughs Q: How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None, that's a hardware problem.

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: #Laughs |A man walks into a bar has a few drinks and asks what his tab was.

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: #Laughs Me: "What is that noise?" Customer: "Hey Martinez!! I'm on the phone! Cut it out!" Me: "What was that?" Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Customer: "It's from a device." Me: "What kind of device?" Customer: "I don't know." Me:

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: #Laughs "Squawks" are problem listings that pilots generally leave for maintenance crews to fix before the next flight.

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: #Laughs |Two guys were in a bar, and they were both watching the television when the news came on.

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: #Laughs A tiny but dignified old lady was among a group looking at an art exhibition in a newly opened gallery.

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: #Laughs The transatlantic liner was experiencing particularly heavy weather, and Mrs Jones wasn't feeling well.

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: #Laughs What's Dracula's car called? A mobile blood unit.

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: #Laughs |Q: What's the definition of a minor second?A: Two flutes playing a unison.Flute players spend half their time tuning their instrument and the other half playing out of tune.

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: #Laughs What is the hamburgers' most familiar song? 'Home on the Range'!

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: #Laughs "What makes you think the prisoner was drunk?" asked the judge.

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: #Laughs These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country.

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: #Laughs A girl sees three dogs in the park and kneels down to pet them.

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: #Laughs Democrat men like to watch football while the women fix holiday meals.

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: #Laughs The front door was accidentally left open and our dog was gone.

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: #Laughs What do Arabs do on saturday night?They sit under palm trees and eat their dates.

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: #Laughs 50 Things Women Would Do To Drive Men Crazy...1.

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: #Laughs If a man is bald at the front, he is a thinker.If he is bald at the back, he is sexy.If he is bald from front to back - he thinks he is sexy.

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: #Laughs Principal: Do you do your homework? Kid: Now & Then Principal: Where do you do it? Kid: Here & There Principal: Put him in the closet!!! Kid: Hey, When will I get out? Principal: Oh, sooner or later

: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

: #Laughs Q: How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None, that's a hardware problem.

: #Laughs |A man walks into a bar has a few drinks and asks what his tab was.

: #Laughs Me: "What is that noise?" Customer: "Hey Martinez!! I'm on the phone! Cut it out!" Me: "What was that?" Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Customer: "It's from a device." Me: "What kind of device?" Customer: "I don't know." Me:

: #Laughs "Squawks" are problem listings that pilots generally leave for maintenance crews to fix before the next flight.

: #Laughs |Two guys were in a bar, and they were both watching the television when the news came on.

: #Laughs A tiny but dignified old lady was among a group looking at an art exhibition in a newly opened gallery.

: #Laughs The transatlantic liner was experiencing particularly heavy weather, and Mrs Jones wasn't feeling well.

: #Laughs What's Dracula's car called? A mobile blood unit.

: #Laughs |Q: What's the definition of a minor second?A: Two flutes playing a unison.Flute players spend half their time tuning their instrument and the other half playing out of tune.

: #Laughs What is the hamburgers' most familiar song? 'Home on the Range'!

: #Laughs "What makes you think the prisoner was drunk?" asked the judge.

: #Laughs These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country.

: #Laughs A girl sees three dogs in the park and kneels down to pet them.

: #Laughs Democrat men like to watch football while the women fix holiday meals.

: #Laughs The front door was accidentally left open and our dog was gone.

: #Laughs What do Arabs do on saturday night?They sit under palm trees and eat their dates.

: #Laughs 50 Things Women Would Do To Drive Men Crazy...1.

: #Laughs If a man is bald at the front, he is a thinker.If he is bald at the back, he is sexy.If he is bald from front to back - he thinks he is sexy.

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