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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?A: A stick!

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs There's this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish who kept confessing to adultery.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Q: Why did Clinton choose Canada as the site for his summit with Yeltsin? A: So he could look up some college buddies who moved up there during the war.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs What goes cackle, cackle, boom? A witch in a minefield.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs A blonde opened a hair salon next to a graveyard and named it ''Curl Up and Dye.''

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs She stops reading Glamour and starts reading Guns and Ammo.She considers chocolate a major FDA food group.She puts on one of those pads with "wings," then flies off the roof laughing hysterically while riding a broom.She's developed a new talent f

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs |OLD TEACHERS never die, they just lose their classOLD TELEPHONES never die, they just stop ringingOLD THERMODYNAMICISTS never die, they just achieve their state -- of maximum entropyOLD TIRE TUBES never die, they just get puncturedOLD TRASH never

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and you're going to want to shoot it.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Why accountants don't read novels? Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?So it doesn't explode when you fuck it.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs |Q: How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?A: Twenty.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Why did the blonde burn her ear? The phone rang while she was ironing!

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Q: DO I HAVE TO BE MARRIED TO HAVE SAFE FAX?A: Although married people fax quite often, there are many single people who fax complete strangers every day.Q: MY PARENTS SAY THEY NEVER HAD FAX WHEN THEY WERE YOUNG AND WERE ONLY ALLOWED TO WRITE MEMO

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs When Fred was applying for a credit card, the manager of the credit card company asked him if he had much money in the bank.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Why do men prefer blondes? Men always like intellectual company.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs |A man from the city is out plowing his field and gets his tractor stuck in the wet ground.A farmer driving by stops his truck and walks to the fence to call over the city feller.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail? A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs |Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To get away from the bassoon recital.Q: Why is a bassoon better than an oboe? A: The bassoon burns longer.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs The real name of "the" Bill Gates is William Henry Gates III.Nowadays he is known as Bill Gates (III), where "III" means the order of third (3rd.)By converting the letters of his current name to the ASCII-values and adding his (III), you get the f

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs These two women went out for a night on the town and got just totally sloshed.

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