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: #Laughs |The schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson."Is the word spelt p-u-t or p-u-t-t?'' she asked the instructor."P-u-t-t is correct,'' he replied."Put means to place a thing where you want it.

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: #Laughs |A golfer, playing a round by himself, is about to tee off, and a greasy little salesman runs up to him, and yells, "Wait! Before you tee off, I have something really amazing to show you!" The golfer, annoyed, says, "What is it?" "It's a special g

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: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Cyclops Barbie ...one eye, right in the middle of her forehead; Cyclops Ken sold separately

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: #Laughs "I caught a twenty pound salmon last week." "Were there any witnesses?" "There sure were.

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: #Laughs A woman is learning how to golf.

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: #Laughs |NORTH POLE (API) - MICROSOFT announced an agreement with Santa Claus Industries to acquire Christmas at a press conference held via satellite from Santa's summer estate somewhere in the southern hemisphere.

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: #Laughs What do you get when you cross a collie with a trumpet? A Lassie who plays brassie!

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: #Laughs Illiterate? No problem!Write for free advice.

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: #Laughs An elderly couple, living apart, had been datingfor several years.

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: #Laughs Two pieces of string walk into a bar.

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: #Laughs A husky foreigner, looking for sex, accepted a prostitute's terms.When she undressed, he noticed that she had no pubic hair.The man shouted, "What, no wool? In my country all women have wool down there."The prostitute snapped back, "What do you wa

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: #Laughs Dear Maevis,I have become a little older since I saw you last and a few changes have come into my life since then.

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: #Laughs What do West Virginians call a pretty woman? A tourist.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Cereal ! Cereal who ? Cereal pleasure to meet you !

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: #Laughs Whats the difference between a regular toad and a horney toad?A regular toad croaks "Ribbit Ribbit" while a horney toad croaks "Rub-itRub-it"

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: #Laughs Two Marines were sitting around talking one day.

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: #Laughs Why are there so many Jones's in the phone book? Because they all have phones.

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: #Laughs One Day Stupid, Trouble, and Shut Up were driving along in their car when Trouble suddenly hurled himself out of the window. Well, Stupid and Shut Up did not know what to do so they went to the police station.

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: #Laughs One day God came to Adam to pass on some news.

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: #Laughs Jury: Twelve men and women trying to decide which party has the best lawyer. Justice: A decision in your favor.

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: #Laughs |The schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson."Is the word spelt p-u-t or p-u-t-t?'' she asked the instructor."P-u-t-t is correct,'' he replied."Put means to place a thing where you want it.

: #Laughs |A golfer, playing a round by himself, is about to tee off, and a greasy little salesman runs up to him, and yells, "Wait! Before you tee off, I have something really amazing to show you!" The golfer, annoyed, says, "What is it?" "It's a special g

: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Cyclops Barbie ...one eye, right in the middle of her forehead; Cyclops Ken sold separately

: #Laughs "I caught a twenty pound salmon last week." "Were there any witnesses?" "There sure were.

: #Laughs A woman is learning how to golf.

: #Laughs |NORTH POLE (API) - MICROSOFT announced an agreement with Santa Claus Industries to acquire Christmas at a press conference held via satellite from Santa's summer estate somewhere in the southern hemisphere.

: #Laughs What do you get when you cross a collie with a trumpet? A Lassie who plays brassie!

: #Laughs Illiterate? No problem!Write for free advice.

: #Laughs An elderly couple, living apart, had been datingfor several years.

: #Laughs Two pieces of string walk into a bar.

: #Laughs A husky foreigner, looking for sex, accepted a prostitute's terms.When she undressed, he noticed that she had no pubic hair.The man shouted, "What, no wool? In my country all women have wool down there."The prostitute snapped back, "What do you wa

: #Laughs Dear Maevis,I have become a little older since I saw you last and a few changes have come into my life since then.

: #Laughs What do West Virginians call a pretty woman? A tourist.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Cereal ! Cereal who ? Cereal pleasure to meet you !

: #Laughs Whats the difference between a regular toad and a horney toad?A regular toad croaks "Ribbit Ribbit" while a horney toad croaks "Rub-itRub-it"

: #Laughs Two Marines were sitting around talking one day.

: #Laughs Why are there so many Jones's in the phone book? Because they all have phones.

: #Laughs One Day Stupid, Trouble, and Shut Up were driving along in their car when Trouble suddenly hurled himself out of the window. Well, Stupid and Shut Up did not know what to do so they went to the police station.

: #Laughs One day God came to Adam to pass on some news.

: #Laughs Jury: Twelve men and women trying to decide which party has the best lawyer. Justice: A decision in your favor.

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