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: #Laughs How do you know when a woman's about to say something smart? When she starts her sentence with "A man one told me ...."

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: #Laughs How do you confuse an idiot? Give him two spades and ask him to take his pick.

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: #Laughs The local courtroom was packed as testimony began in the sentencing hearing of a woman convicted of murdering her husband of 20 years by poisoning his coffee. The defense attorney knew he had his work cut out for him trying to make h

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: #Laughs If a couple from Tennessee get a legal divorce, can they still be brother and sister?

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: #Laughs Two men went to the desert for a vacation.

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: #Laughs Teacher: What's the definition of a Polygamist? Pupil: A parrot with more than one wife!

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: #Laughs What kind of dog sniffs out new flowers ? A bud hound !

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: #Laughs What did one maggot say to the other who was stuck in an apple? Worm your way out of that one, then!

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: #Laughs A friend of mine was a frequent user of a pay telephone at a popular truck stop, and was greatly inconvenienced when the phone went out of commission. Repeated requests for repair brought only promises. After several days, the phon

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: #Laughs Why do pigs like February 14th? They get lots of Valenswines.

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: #Laughs The sailor came home from a secret two year mission only to find his wife with a new born baby.

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: #Laughs A woman goes to the doctor complaining of bad knee pains.

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: #Laughs A famous magician had a thundering finish to his act.

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: #Laughs |A New York City yuppie moved to the country and bought a piece of land.

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: #Laughs The scene is a dark jungle in Africa.

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: #Laughs There was a little old man who had a bit of a speech impediment.One day he went shopping, his first stop was at a hardware store.He went up to the shop assistant and asked "Could I have a fucketplease?"The assistant asked"Pardon sir?"."Can I have

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: #Laughs A young punk gets on the cross-town bus.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Bat ! Bat who ? Bat you'll never guess!

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: #Laughs Q.-Why'd the chicken cross the road? A.- He was attached to Dennis Rodman's head!

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: #Laughs What is Dracula's favorite pudding? Leeches and scream.

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: #Laughs How do you know when a woman's about to say something smart? When she starts her sentence with "A man one told me ...."

: #Laughs How do you confuse an idiot? Give him two spades and ask him to take his pick.

: #Laughs The local courtroom was packed as testimony began in the sentencing hearing of a woman convicted of murdering her husband of 20 years by poisoning his coffee. The defense attorney knew he had his work cut out for him trying to make h

: #Laughs If a couple from Tennessee get a legal divorce, can they still be brother and sister?

: #Laughs Two men went to the desert for a vacation.

: #Laughs Teacher: What's the definition of a Polygamist? Pupil: A parrot with more than one wife!

: #Laughs What kind of dog sniffs out new flowers ? A bud hound !

: #Laughs What did one maggot say to the other who was stuck in an apple? Worm your way out of that one, then!

: #Laughs A friend of mine was a frequent user of a pay telephone at a popular truck stop, and was greatly inconvenienced when the phone went out of commission. Repeated requests for repair brought only promises. After several days, the phon

: #Laughs Why do pigs like February 14th? They get lots of Valenswines.

: #Laughs The sailor came home from a secret two year mission only to find his wife with a new born baby.

: #Laughs A woman goes to the doctor complaining of bad knee pains.

: #Laughs A famous magician had a thundering finish to his act.

: #Laughs |A New York City yuppie moved to the country and bought a piece of land.

: #Laughs The scene is a dark jungle in Africa.

: #Laughs There was a little old man who had a bit of a speech impediment.One day he went shopping, his first stop was at a hardware store.He went up to the shop assistant and asked "Could I have a fucketplease?"The assistant asked"Pardon sir?"."Can I have

: #Laughs A young punk gets on the cross-town bus.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Bat ! Bat who ? Bat you'll never guess!

: #Laughs Q.-Why'd the chicken cross the road? A.- He was attached to Dennis Rodman's head!

: #Laughs What is Dracula's favorite pudding? Leeches and scream.

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