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: #Laughs - Her 8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses 9:00 5 lbs lighter on the scale 9:30 Light Breakfast 11:00 Sunbathe 12:30 Lunch with best friend at outdoor cafe 1:45 Shopping 2:30 Run into boyfriend's/husband's ex and notice she's gained 30 lbs 3:00 Facial,

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: #Laughs |Why shouldn't you take an elephant to the zoo?Because he'd rather go to the movies!What's blue and has big ears?An elephant at the North Pole!What's grey and lights up?An electric elephant!What's big and grey and protects you from the rain?An umb

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: #Laughs What do ghosts watch if they want to relax? Skelly-vision!

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: #Laughs A lady was in a hardware store looking at a fishing poles.

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: #Laughs Saint Peter was having a slow day at the Pearly Gates so he took a little stroll.

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: #Laughs Q: What will you never say about a banjo player? A: That's the banjo player's porsche.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the rabbit who got a job in a watch factory? Alike did was stand around making faces.

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: #Laughs NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars.

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: #Laughs What is a macho man?After getting a blow job, he asks the woman,'Was it as good for you, as it was for me?'

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: #Laughs Due to a mixup on Grammy night, Madonna, Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera are forced to share a private jet in order to arrive in time for the ceremony.

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: #Laughs The Hunchback of Notre Dame croaks so they need to find a new bell-ringer.A guy with no arms comes along and says he can do it."But you've got no arms...

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: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a toothbrush?A: You don't let your best friend borrow your toothbrush.

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: #Laughs A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood.

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: #Laughs Why don't you go to the library and brush up on your ignorance? I hear you changed your mind! What did you do with the diaper? You have an inferiority complex -- and it's fully justified.

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: #Laughs |Pat and Mick landed themselves a job at a sawmill.

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: #Laughs A Jewish lady named Mrs.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Carrie ! Carrie who ? Carrie me home, I'm tired !

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: #Laughs What's the difference between Anarchists and Libertarians??Libertarians are anarchists with money.Anarchists believe property is theft.

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: #Laughs Is the squirt from an elephants trunk very powerful? Well, a jumbo jet can keep 500 people oin the air for hours at a time !

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: #Laughs How can you tell if a blonde is a redneck?If she can chew tobacco and suck dick at thesame time and still know which one to spit out.

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: #Laughs - Her 8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses 9:00 5 lbs lighter on the scale 9:30 Light Breakfast 11:00 Sunbathe 12:30 Lunch with best friend at outdoor cafe 1:45 Shopping 2:30 Run into boyfriend's/husband's ex and notice she's gained 30 lbs 3:00 Facial,

: #Laughs |Why shouldn't you take an elephant to the zoo?Because he'd rather go to the movies!What's blue and has big ears?An elephant at the North Pole!What's grey and lights up?An electric elephant!What's big and grey and protects you from the rain?An umb

: #Laughs What do ghosts watch if they want to relax? Skelly-vision!

: #Laughs A lady was in a hardware store looking at a fishing poles.

: #Laughs Saint Peter was having a slow day at the Pearly Gates so he took a little stroll.

: #Laughs Q: What will you never say about a banjo player? A: That's the banjo player's porsche.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the rabbit who got a job in a watch factory? Alike did was stand around making faces.

: #Laughs NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars.

: #Laughs What is a macho man?After getting a blow job, he asks the woman,'Was it as good for you, as it was for me?'

: #Laughs Due to a mixup on Grammy night, Madonna, Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera are forced to share a private jet in order to arrive in time for the ceremony.

: #Laughs The Hunchback of Notre Dame croaks so they need to find a new bell-ringer.A guy with no arms comes along and says he can do it."But you've got no arms...

: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a toothbrush?A: You don't let your best friend borrow your toothbrush.

: #Laughs A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood.

: #Laughs Why don't you go to the library and brush up on your ignorance? I hear you changed your mind! What did you do with the diaper? You have an inferiority complex -- and it's fully justified.

: #Laughs |Pat and Mick landed themselves a job at a sawmill.

: #Laughs A Jewish lady named Mrs.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Carrie ! Carrie who ? Carrie me home, I'm tired !

: #Laughs What's the difference between Anarchists and Libertarians??Libertarians are anarchists with money.Anarchists believe property is theft.

: #Laughs Is the squirt from an elephants trunk very powerful? Well, a jumbo jet can keep 500 people oin the air for hours at a time !

: #Laughs How can you tell if a blonde is a redneck?If she can chew tobacco and suck dick at thesame time and still know which one to spit out.

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